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2020-02-08 Science
Scientist creates super-sized sex doll for TURTLES to test their mating habits - confirming males are five times more likely to copulate with larger females
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Posted by Skidmark 2020-02-08 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ]  Top

#1 Explains the fat ass fetish. It's for guys with a turtle sized brain.
Posted by M. Murcek 2020-02-08 06:39||   2020-02-08 06:39|| Front Page Top

#2 "She's a whole lotta turtle"?

Nahhh - doesn't have the same ring to it...
Posted by Raj 2020-02-08 06:41||   2020-02-08 06:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, my hat is off to anyone who can get a job learning 3D printing while making turtle pr*n. I quite honestly have never thought of that ...
Posted by Beau 2020-02-08 09:27||   2020-02-08 09:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Sir Mixalot to the courtesy phone.
Posted by Cesare 2020-02-08 09:28||   2020-02-08 09:28|| Front Page Top

#5 Now don't be species-ist
Posted by Lex 2020-02-08 09:30||   2020-02-08 09:30|| Front Page Top

#6 confirming males are five times more likely to copulate with larger females

Sometimes there isn't a choice.
Posted by gorb 2020-02-08 11:16||   2020-02-08 11:16|| Front Page Top

#7 Big ones move slower
Posted by Skidmark 2020-02-08 11:49||   2020-02-08 11:49|| Front Page Top

#8 Pinky: "Brain, what are we going to do today?"
Posted by swksvolFF 2020-02-08 19:33||   2020-02-08 19:33|| Front Page Top

#9 Mr. Mitch enthusiastically supports this.

Posted by jpal 2020-02-08 20:13||   2020-02-08 20:13|| Front Page Top

#10 He: "Lookit da ass on dat tortoise!"
She: "Is he more likely to court us?"
And then there's this issue
For mere lumps of tissue:
"Which one is more prone to abort us?"
Posted by Elmeamble Tingle8012 2020-02-08 23:00||   2020-02-08 23:00|| Front Page Top

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