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2020-01-24 Science & Technology
Doctors issue medical warning against playing with your banana
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Posted by Besoeker 2020-01-24 06:38|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [228 views ]  Top

#1 I'm really old school on that one. Rosey Palmer gets the job done....
Posted by M. Murcek 2020-01-24 07:25||   2020-01-24 07:25|| Front Page Top

#2 When I was young, lo, these many years ago, we just smoked our, somehow that didn't come out just right.....
Posted by Mercutio 2020-01-24 07:53||   2020-01-24 07:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Don't do anything rash!
Posted by Lex 2020-01-24 08:11||   2020-01-24 08:11|| Front Page Top

#4 Something of a twist on Beserker's typical gun article.
Posted by Skidmark 2020-01-24 08:12||   2020-01-24 08:12|| Front Page Top

#5 I wish I could unread that. Not what i was expecting.
Posted by Vespasian Ebboting9735 2020-01-24 09:05||   2020-01-24 09:05|| Front Page Top

#6 ".. So it IS both a banana in your pocket and you ARE happy to see me..."
Posted by USN, Ret.  2020-01-24 14:34||   2020-01-24 14:34|| Front Page Top


And put down that banana.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2020-01-24 18:27||   2020-01-24 18:27|| Front Page Top

#8 Something of a twist on Besoeker's typical gun article.

This is my banana, this is my gun.
One is for shooting, the other for fun.
Posted by SteveS 2020-01-24 19:28||   2020-01-24 19:28|| Front Page Top

#9 So, life's a big bore. Lemme flip
A risque magazine, take a grip,
And get me some action!
A fatal attraction:
A slip... and a clip... and a yip.

Did I mention I'm hung like a horse... pistol... cartridge? Er, was.
Posted by Snang Thrinesh2108 2020-01-24 21:54||   2020-01-24 21:54|| Front Page Top

#10 And in other hanging banana news... "Banana will be smeared on the execution ropes to soften them and ensure a smooth and quick hanging"
Posted by Snang Thrinesh2108 2020-01-24 22:05||   2020-01-24 22:05|| Front Page Top

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18:27 Alaska Paul
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