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2020-01-24 Science & Technology

Doctors issue medical warning against playing with your banana

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Posted by Besoeker 2020-01-24 06:38|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 I'm really old school on that one. Rosey Palmer gets the job done....

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-01-24 07:25|| 2020-01-24 07:25|| Front Page Top

#2 When I was young, lo, these many years ago, we just smoked our bananas.....um, somehow that didn't come out just right.....

Posted by Mercutio 2020-01-24 07:53|| 2020-01-24 07:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Don't do anything rash!

Posted by Lex 2020-01-24 08:11|| 2020-01-24 08:11|| Front Page Top

#4 Something of a twist on Beserker's typical gun article.

Posted by Skidmark 2020-01-24 08:12|| 2020-01-24 08:12|| Front Page Top

#5 I wish I could unread that. Not what i was expecting.

Posted by Vespasian Ebboting9735 2020-01-24 09:05|| 2020-01-24 09:05|| Front Page Top

#6 ".. So it IS both a banana in your pocket and you ARE happy to see me..."

Posted by USN, Ret. 2020-01-24 14:34|| 2020-01-24 14:34|| Front Page Top

#7 EVERY COMMENTER ON THIS ARTICLE, BACK TO YOUR ROOMS.

And put down that banana.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2020-01-24 18:27|| 2020-01-24 18:27|| Front Page Top

#8 Something of a twist on Besoeker's typical gun article.

This is my banana, this is my gun.
One is for shooting, the other for fun.

Posted by SteveS 2020-01-24 19:28|| 2020-01-24 19:28|| Front Page Top

#9 So, life's a big bore. Lemme flip
A risque magazine, take a grip,
And get me some action!
A fatal attraction:
A slip... and a clip... and a yip.

Did I mention I'm hung like a horse... pistol... cartridge? Er, was.

Posted by Snang Thrinesh2108 2020-01-24 21:54|| 2020-01-24 21:54|| Front Page Top

#10 And in other hanging banana news... "Banana will be smeared on the execution ropes to soften them and ensure a smooth and quick hanging"

Posted by Snang Thrinesh2108 2020-01-24 22:05|| 2020-01-24 22:05|| Front Page Top

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