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2020-01-15 Europe

Explosion Rocks Stockholm Residential Building

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Posted by trailing wife 2020-01-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top
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#1 Did they have these incidents twenty years ago? What could have changed? /rhet question

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-01-15 01:30|| 2020-01-15 01:30|| Front Page Top

#2 "Expired lutefisk?"

ROFLMAO, tw! You're on fire [as usual ;-)].

Posted by Barbara 2020-01-15 15:52|| 2020-01-15 15:52|| Front Page Top

#3 Improper disposal of a grenade in a public trash receptacle?

Posted by SteveS 2020-01-15 17:33|| 2020-01-15 17:33|| Front Page Top

#4 ROFLMAO, tw!

I’m still periwinkle, Barbara dear. That particular shade of green highlighter is Frank G, now settling into his post-retirement responsibilities. We had a number of retirements among the moderators while you were away, but several old hands stepped up to help keep the place running.

Posted by trailing wife 2020-01-15 18:14|| 2020-01-15 18:14|| Front Page Top

#5 It was a particularly old can of surstromming.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2020-01-15 19:50|| 2020-01-15 19:50|| Front Page Top

#6 lutefisk expires?

Posted by European Conservative 2020-01-15 20:00|| 2020-01-15 20:00|| Front Page Top

#7 Canning issues....

Posted by Frank G 2020-01-15 20:04|| 2020-01-15 20:04|| Front Page Top

#8 In Germany, at Christmas 1981, a tenant deliberately sprayed Surströmming broth in the stairwell. Her lease was terminated without notice. The Regional Court of Cologne confirmed the termination after a can of Surströmming had been opened during the oral hearing.

The transport of the Surströmming cans is expressly prohibited on flights of British Airways and Air France due to concerns about the risk of explosion.

Btw lutefisk is quite ok, surströmming is... oh well... special.

Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

Posted by European Conservative 2020-01-15 21:07|| 2020-01-15 21:07|| Front Page Top

#9 So Surströmming is the North European version of durian fruit? Good to know.

Posted by trailing wife 2020-01-15 21:54|| 2020-01-15 21:54|| Front Page Top

#10 The Centiiede knows, tw:

'What a flavour!' the Centipede cried. 'It's terrific! There's nothing like it! There has never been! And I should know because I personally have tasted all the finest foods in the world!' Whereupon the Centipede, with his mouth full of of the peach and with juice running down all over his chin, suddenly burst into song:

'I've eaten many strange and scrumptious dishes in my time,
Like jellied gnat and danyprats and earwigs cooked in slime,
And mice with rice - they're really nice,
When roasted in their prime.
(But don't forget to sprinkle them with just a pinch of grime.)

'I've eaten fresh mudburgers by the greatest cooks there are,
And scrambled dregs and stinkbugs' eggs and hornets stewed in tar,
And pails of snails and lizards' talks,
And beetles by the jar.
(A beetle is improved by just a splash of vinegar.)

'I often eat boiled slobbages. They're grand when served beside
Minced doodlebugs and curried slugs. And have you ever tried
Mosquitoes' toes and wampfish roes
Most delicately fried?
(The only trouble is they disagree with my inside.)

'I'm mad for crispy wasp-stings on a piece of buttered toast,
And pickled spines of porcupines. And then a gorgeous roast
Of dragon's flesh, well hung, not fresh -
It costs a pound at most.
(And comes to you in barrels if you order it by post.)

'I crave the tasty tentacles of octopi for tea
I like hot-dogs, I LOVE hot-frogs, and surely you'll agree
A plate of soil with engine oil's
A super recipe.
(I hardly need to mention that it's practically free.)

'For dinner on my birthday shall I tell you what I chose:
Hot noodles made from poodles on a slice of garden hose -
And a rather smelly jelly
Made from armadillo's toes
(The jelly is delicious, but you have to hold your nose.)

'Now comes,' the Centipede declared, 'the burden of my speech:
These foods are rare beyond compare - some are right out of reach;
But there's no doubt I'd go without
A million plates of each
For one small mite
One tiny bite
Of this FANTASTIC PEACH!'

Posted by Lex 2020-01-15 22:10|| 2020-01-15 22:10|| Front Page Top

#11 *happy sigh*

Posted by trailing wife 2020-01-15 22:38|| 2020-01-15 22:38|| Front Page Top

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