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2019-11-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Inmate Ray Jefferson Cromartie gets last free meal
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Posted by Besoeker 2019-11-14 07:26|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [305 views ]  Top

#1 I'd suggest a point-blank shot to the forehead like he did to his victim
Posted by Frank G 2019-11-14 07:29||   2019-11-14 07:29|| Front Page Top

That would be cheaper and wouldn't require as many 'staff', Frank
Posted by Mullah Richard 2019-11-14 10:53||   2019-11-14 10:53|| Front Page Top

#3 It's the 25 years that bother me.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-11-14 11:15||   2019-11-14 11:15|| Front Page Top

#4 Better than the guy who asked if he could save the dessert from his last meal until later.
Posted by KBK 2019-11-14 11:52||   2019-11-14 11:52|| Front Page Top

#5 It's the 25 years that bother me.

Pity we can't freeze them until we get the appeals sorted.

The state said Cromartie also had shot and gravely wounded another convenience store clerk days before the killing.

We had an article yesterday about an armed robber whose parents were miffed that a Pizza Hut employee fatally shot their mopey offspring. In theory, would-be robber waves a gun, clerk hands over cash, robber departs, and everyone lives happily ever after. But there are no guarantees the script will play out as written. Foolish to spin the wheel when losing means your life.
Posted by SteveS 2019-11-14 13:24||   2019-11-14 13:24|| Front Page Top

#6 It's the 25 years that bother me.

Death is not really a penalty. Waiting for it is.
Posted by European Conservative 2019-11-14 16:22||   2019-11-14 16:22|| Front Page Top

#7 I saw that article too SteveS. I'm sure a lawsuit is on the way.
Posted by chris 2019-11-14 17:46||   2019-11-14 17:46|| Front Page Top

#8 What Grom said.

Also the report was unintentionally silly and ironic I think. Or maybe that's just me.

...closing his eyes and going still about five minutes after the drugs began flowing, at one point forming his mouth into an "O" and exhaling heavily.

His tongue began to protrude, blue as a democrat's heart. His penis, which had retracted 'into the bushes' earlier now swelled, then fell limp; his seed dying within him. Cromartie was gone. Gone into the...
Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-14 19:38||   2019-11-14 19:38|| Front Page Top

#9 Ironic? Oh, jeez-- I mean, Yeezy!
He's woke and he wants to die easy
And cross over yonder
To sunny Wakanda,
Orgasmically greeting... his preezy.

Why you haters gotta overcomplicate everything?
Posted by Unirt McGurque6477 2019-11-14 21:33||   2019-11-14 21:33|| Front Page Top

#10 I wish there was a way to get you and Fred to 'verse bomb' the presses, ZF. One occasional text box alongside regular boring news.

'Twud transform journalism and poetry.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-14 23:06||   2019-11-14 23:06|| Front Page Top

#11 you and Fred

Blasphemy! Fred = Moses. Y'all = children of Israel (and the odd Amalekite). Me = at best, Fred's trusty annoying X. rufovillosum sidekick infesting his staff.
Posted by Unirt McGurque6477 2019-11-14 23:59||   2019-11-14 23:59|| Front Page Top

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