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2019-06-18 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Oberlin's cultural rot went far beyond SJW politics into a 'culture of theft'
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Posted by Fred 2019-06-18 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6475 views ]  Top

#1 culture of theft

Socialism 101 training.
Posted by Alistaire Pelosi4919 2019-06-18 04:55||   2019-06-18 04:55|| Front Page Top

#2 A distinction without a difference
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-06-18 05:29||   2019-06-18 05:29|| Front Page Top

#3 cuts out all the outer party middle men in the distribution network.
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-06-18 09:47||   2019-06-18 09:47|| Front Page Top

#4 Ha ! Man, I must be some sort of omniscient genius.

Remember I said the " African-American Shoplifters Cooperative " ? You heard it here first, folks !
Posted by Dron66046 2019-06-18 12:53||   2019-06-18 12:53|| Front Page Top

#5 In recent news, Gibson's Bakery announced an end to their much derided "Chase and Detain" policy for shoplifting. They have partnered with a Chinese firm specializing in organ transplants to help supplement their new police of "Kill it, Harvest it, and loot it." They now say any shoplifters will be shot, harvested for their organs and then their pockets rifled through in search of any extra cash.

When asked if the new policy was 'insensitive' to minorities or college student, Gibson's representative proudly stated that it sensitive to everyone's needs. People in need get the desperately required organs, their "Shoplift Servicing Agents" get whatever spare change and a 5% cut of any organ sales and the store gets a nifty new pyramid of skulls to display in the front window. When pressed about the shoplifters, the Gibson's Rep merely laughed and says, "They should be proud to be used in such an environmentally friendly action. We're recycling in a new frontier. Besides, it's not as if they were humans. They're just non-viable tissue masses."

/Sarcasm.....but I can dream.
Posted by Silentbrick 2019-06-18 21:00||   2019-06-18 21:00|| Front Page Top

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