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2019-06-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-
‘Lorax' tree said to be Dr. Seuss' muse topples in San Diego
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Posted by gorb 2019-06-18 16:37|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6487 views ]  Top

#1 Sez the Lorax, "This gig has been sweet,
But don't worry, I'll land on my feet,
Cuz they'll pay me to preach screech
And keep kids off the beach
Just a couple of blocks down the street!"
Posted by Angemp tse Tung3624 2019-06-18 19:26||   2019-06-18 19:26|| Front Page Top

#2 Thank Gaia it fell now. My staff is helping on a new Comfort Station (Restroom) adjacent in the same park and we would've surely been blamed for its' demise
Posted by Frank G 2019-06-18 19:53||   2019-06-18 19:53|| Front Page Top

#3 "We’re trying to figure out why the tree fell over," Graham said Monday.
The tree was alive and appeared to be in good health, save for termites,

A 100 year old, termite-infested tree falls over. Right when Donald Trump is President. Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by SteveS 2019-06-18 20:33||   2019-06-18 20:33|| Front Page Top

#4 It wasn't the termites. It was a false flag attack by grubs.
Posted by gorb 2019-06-18 20:37||   2019-06-18 20:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Greenie progressives gorb. The grubs are the fall guy.
Posted by AlanC 2019-06-18 21:03||   2019-06-18 21:03|| Front Page Top

#6 There comes a time when everyone's root goes soft.
Posted by Skidmark 2019-06-18 23:17||   2019-06-18 23:17|| Front Page Top

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