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2018-09-13 Olde Tyme Religion
Pat Robertson Casts ‘Shield Of Protection' Ahead Of Hurricane Florence
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Posted by Skidmark 2018-09-13 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6458 views ]  Top

#1 "We have no atheists in the trenches."
~ The Western Times” newspaper of Devon, England in November 1914.
Posted by Besoeker 2018-09-12 00:45||   2018-09-12 00:45|| Front Page Top

#2 "We have no atheists in the trenches."

Perhaps it’s the trench thingy. By the next war, Mr. Wife’s Uncle Bill was comfortable being militantly atheist in his very Catholic family. But he fought far from any trenches, so science would say that there’s the correlation.
Posted by trailing wife 2018-09-12 01:01||   2018-09-12 01:01|| Front Page Top

#3  we speak to you in the name of Jesus

I thought it was the Juice that controlled the weather.
Posted by SteveS 2018-09-12 02:19||   2018-09-12 02:19|| Front Page Top

#4 I thought it was the Juice that controlled the weather.

Yes, they have the lead.
Posted by Besoeker 2018-09-12 02:21||   2018-09-12 02:21|| Front Page Top

#5 "At the start of the primary election season in early 1988, televangelist Pat Robertson's campaign was attacked because of a statement he had made about his military service. In his campaign literature, he stated he was a combat Marine who served in the Korean War. Other Marines in his battalion contradicted Robertson's version, claiming he had never spent a day in a combat environment. They asserted that instead of fighting in the war, Robertson's primary responsibility was supplying alcoholic beverages for his officers."
Posted by Skidmark 2018-09-12 02:37||   2018-09-12 02:37|| Front Page Top

#6 His incantation and a timely evacuation ought to do the trick.
Posted by gorb 2018-09-12 03:58||   2018-09-12 03:58|| Front Page Top

#7 latest computer models show the storm slowing down as it nears the coast
Posted by lord garth 2018-09-12 04:41||   2018-09-12 04:41|| Front Page Top

#8 Agreed, the latest prediction from the NHC shows the storm veering westward and sparing Virginia. Hummm.
Never fear, it will turn North towards the Ohio River Valley and wash out my driveway and bridge.
Posted by  jvalentour 2018-09-12 06:56||   2018-09-12 06:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Missing Virginia is it ?
Posted by Besoeker 2018-09-12 07:39||   2018-09-12 07:39|| Front Page Top

#10 "Robertson's primary responsibility was supplying alcoholic beverages for his officers."

An honorable and much-appreciated service...but not combat
Posted by Frank G 2018-09-12 08:49||   2018-09-12 08:49|| Front Page Top

#11 "Stopped at full speed at 100 miles per hour,
the Colgate Invisible Shield finally got em…"

- Alice Cooper, Billion Dollar Babies
Posted by M. Murcek 2018-09-12 10:48||   2018-09-12 10:48|| Front Page Top

#12 As of 2pm 9/12/18 the NHC predicts that the storm will veer south of Virginia. Robertson's Shield Of Protection seems to be working.
Posted by jvalentour 2018-09-12 14:20||   2018-09-12 14:20|| Front Page Top

#13 Yeah, or he just buttered the east coast.
Posted by Skidmark 2018-09-12 14:52||   2018-09-12 14:52|| Front Page Top

#14 Maybe he could get the USS Enterprise (1701-D) to go into low orbit and extend its' shields? An idea so crazy it just might work!
Posted by Raj 2018-09-12 17:53||   2018-09-12 17:53|| Front Page Top

#15 Regardless, it is prayer.
Posted by Woodrow 2018-09-12 18:45||   2018-09-12 18:45|| Front Page Top

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2018-09-12 19:30||   2018-09-12 19:30|| Front Page Top

#17 Mods , please keep,this thread open until Monday.
Posted by  jvalentour 2018-09-12 21:01||   2018-09-12 21:01|| Front Page Top

#18 Through tomorrow at least, jvalentour, since you asked so nicely.
Posted by trailing wife 2018-09-12 23:59||   2018-09-12 23:59|| Front Page Top

#19 If the Hurricane dies out, it shows the power of Trump...

Opinion: Another hurricane is about to batter our coast. Trump is complicit
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2018-09-13 04:07||   2018-09-13 04:07|| Front Page Top

#20 Why does Pat Robertson hate the Carolinas?
Posted by BrerRabbit 2018-09-13 04:15||   2018-09-13 04:15|| Front Page Top

#21 Ummm... all of yawl non-heathens open your Bibles to verses Mark 4:38-39 (link), stand and read aloud. Amen!
Posted by Ebbavirt Clunk4147 2018-09-13 04:41||   2018-09-13 04:41|| Front Page Top

#22 I thought it was the Juice that controlled the weather.

Hello, Joshua of Nazareth
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-09-13 06:31||   2018-09-13 06:31|| Front Page Top

#23 I thought it was the Juice that controlled the weather.

Yes, but Jesus was a Jew. Al Gore is extremely disappointed because the storm appears to have weakened.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2018-09-13 10:52||   2018-09-13 10:52|| Front Page Top

#24 "Robertson's primary responsibility was supplying alcoholic beverages for his officers."

So, he was Juice-ish?
Posted by Skidmark 2018-09-13 12:33||   2018-09-13 12:33|| Front Page Top

#25 Pina Coladas, when you're caught in the rain.
Posted by swksvolFF 2018-09-13 13:11||   2018-09-13 13:11|| Front Page Top

#26 Live cam.

Posted by Jeasing Jeaque5937 2018-09-13 15:49||   2018-09-13 15:49|| Front Page Top

#27 Looks a tad inclement.
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2018-09-13 16:16||   2018-09-13 16:16|| Front Page Top

#28 Yep, that's what a hurricane looks like.
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2018-09-13 17:09||   2018-09-13 17:09|| Front Page Top

#29 Dems, BLM, and Progs fapping to the destroyed flag
Posted by Frank G 2018-09-13 17:44||   2018-09-13 17:44|| Front Page Top

#30 No surfers!
Posted by Skidmark 2018-09-13 18:33||   2018-09-13 18:33|| Front Page Top

#31 as of now storm moving very slowly off the coast

and the vortex has ingested dry air and weakened to a minimal category 2

still lots and lots of precip though
Posted by lord garth 2018-09-13 21:09||   2018-09-13 21:09|| Front Page Top

#32 I think the moral of the story is Pat Robertson got lucky. (Better lucky than good).
On the other hand, I got 6" from Gordon and now I suppose I will get as much from Florence, thanks to Robertson.
Posted by jvalentour 2018-09-13 22:26||   2018-09-13 22:26|| Front Page Top

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