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2018-08-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Southwest Air Limits Emotional-Support Animals to Dogs, Cats, and smallish horses

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Posted by Besoeker 2018-08-15 05:41|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1 So my daughter in law with the support duck would have to travel on a different airline.
(I'm being totally serious here.)

Posted by ed in texas 2018-08-15 07:16|| 2018-08-15 07:16|| Front Page Top

#2 Animal support therapy is pure quackery ?

Posted by Besoeker 2018-08-15 07:46|| 2018-08-15 07:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Ed, that trail was blazed by Gracie Allen. Her duck, though, sounded suspiciously like Donald Duck.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2018-08-15 08:25|| 2018-08-15 08:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Indiana: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!
Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie.
Indiana: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!
Jock: Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya!

Posted by Procopius2k 2018-08-15 08:35|| 2018-08-15 08:35|| Front Page Top

#5 Fortunately I can hide my emotional support slug in my shirt pocket.

Posted by DarthVader 2018-08-15 09:19|| 2018-08-15 09:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Playing with one's emotional support snake on an airliner, prolly not a good idea.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-08-15 09:25|| 2018-08-15 09:25|| Front Page Top

#7 Playing with one's emotional support snake on an airliner, prolly not a good idea.

I'm okay with it, as long as it doesn't fancy my emotional support tarantula.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2018-08-15 10:08|| 2018-08-15 10:08|| Front Page Top

#8 It is very easy to get a "support animal" letter from a doctor for just about any pet. Iguana, snake, you name it.

And apparently people are so mentally unstable these days that they can't bear to be parted from their pet tarantuala when they travel, and just have to have it with them at all times.

Posted by Herb McCoy 2018-08-15 12:05|| 2018-08-15 12:05|| Front Page Top

#9 Meet my emotional support rottweiler.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-08-15 12:07|| 2018-08-15 12:07|| Front Page Top

#10 How about an emotional support handgun?

Posted by Hellfish 2018-08-15 12:29|| 2018-08-15 12:29|| Front Page Top

#11 Funny there are states with rather extensive lists of banned animals and foodstuffs... Can I take my emotional support brown snake to Hawaii? Okay, it is venomous, but it is a cute kind of venomous!

Posted by magpie 2018-08-15 12:56|| 2018-08-15 12:56|| Front Page Top

#12 The airline won’t allow unusual or exotic animals on board.

My praying mantis is muslim.
Does that help?

Posted by Skidmark 2018-08-15 14:08|| 2018-08-15 14:08|| Front Page Top

#13 My praying mantis is muslim

And we have a winner! Because the duck of the daughter-in-law of ed in texas is real, poor dear.

Posted by trailing wife 2018-08-15 15:28|| 2018-08-15 15:28|| Front Page Top

#14 All of this because Southwest stopped serving peanuts.

Posted by Ebbavirt Clunk4147 2018-08-15 17:29|| 2018-08-15 17:29|| Front Page Top

#15 "I'm tired of these mantis ducking snakes on this mantis ducking plane!"

Posted by swksvolFF 2018-08-15 17:47|| 2018-08-15 17:47|| Front Page Top

#16 I had to stop taking my support elephant when they stopped giving peanuts.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2018-08-15 19:29|| 2018-08-15 19:29|| Front Page Top

#17 Well, she's odd, but it's useful at times. You know how you get in conversations about your weird in-laws? It's like tossing a hand grenade into a swimming pool.
BOOM! [conversation stops...]

Posted by ed in texas 2018-08-15 19:33|| 2018-08-15 19:33|| Front Page Top

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