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2013-04-12 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Iran: We Have A Time Machine
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Posted by Glarong Sneart4734 2013-04-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [13 views ]  Top

#1 To go back in time and fix the succession to Mohammed and get the 12 Imam out of the well?

The only time machine they have is the religion and the mullahs turning the clock back to 634...
Posted by Bill Clinton 2013-04-12 00:40||   2013-04-12 00:40|| Front Page Top

#2 The origin of Morloks is explained!
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-04-12 01:45||   2013-04-12 01:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Hmmm...This says that you will be executed in 5 minutes and spend the next 8 years buried....

*BANG*...Wow! Right again!

Orion
Posted by Orion 2013-04-12 01:58||   2013-04-12 01:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Whoa, Iranians were the "aliens" captured at ROSWELL bacvk in 1947 - who knew???
Posted by JosephMendiola 2013-04-12 02:09||   2013-04-12 02:09|| Front Page Top

#5 we just need some fine-tuning. we hope will finish it last week....
Posted by mercutio 2013-04-12 03:15||   2013-04-12 03:15|| Front Page Top

#6 "the machine is based on algorithms, and scans the touch of the user. After it calculates the data, the machine prints a report listing the expected future."

Garbage in, garbage out.
Posted by JonC 2013-04-12 07:16||   2013-04-12 07:16|| Front Page Top

#7 Exponential Error Means near perfect in, Garbage out
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2013-04-12 08:01||   2013-04-12 08:01|| Front Page Top

#8 "the machine prints a report." Possible outputs:

It is certain, It is decidedly so, Without a doubt, Yes – definitely, You may rely on it, As I see it, yes, Most likely, Outlook good, Yes, Signs point to yes, Reply hazy, try again, Ask again later, Better not tell you now, Cannot predict now, Concentrate and ask again, Don't count on it, My reply is no, My sources say no, Outlook not so good, and Very doubtful.
Posted by JonC 2013-04-12 10:42||   2013-04-12 10:42|| Front Page Top

#9 Iranians seeing themselves 8 years into the future ... I believe they just discovered cracked mirrors.
Posted by Beau 2013-04-12 13:07||   2013-04-12 13:07|| Front Page Top

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