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2011-12-31 -Lurid Crime Tales-

U.S. Marshals arrest man claiming to be a U.S. Marshal

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Posted by Anonymoose 2011-12-31 08:03|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 And now he is going to be a federal prisoner with other federal prisoners claiming to be prisoners.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-12-31 08:05|| 2011-12-31 08:05|| Front Page Top

#2 Other prisoners claiming to be "I ain't done sh*t, man..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2011-12-31 08:12|| 2011-12-31 08:12|| Front Page Top

#3 Talk about the *wrong* people to impersonate.

Wunst they wuz a little boy wouldn't say his prayers, -
An' when he went to bed at night, away up-stairs,
His Mammy heerd him holler, an' his Daddy heerd him bawl,
An' when they turn't the kivvers down, he wuzn't there at all!
An' they seeked him in the rafter-room, an' cubby-hole, an' press,
An seeked him up the chimbly-flue, an' ever' wheres, I guess;
But all they ever found wuz thist his pants an' roundabout: -
An' the Gobble-uns 'll git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-12-31 08:18|| 2011-12-31 08:18|| Front Page Top

#4 ...but, but, the courts have said impersonating a SEAL or Ranger or MOH winner is OK. /sarc off

Posted by P2Kontheroad 2011-12-31 10:48|| 2011-12-31 10:48|| Front Page Top

#5 Wrong, wrong, wrong, P2K. Law enforcement officers have wide latitude and discretion in the conduct of their duties. A US soldier is just a war criminal who hasn't been indicted yet...

Posted by M. Murcek 2011-12-31 10:58|| 2011-12-31 10:58|| Front Page Top

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