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2010-07-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Chicken Came Before the Egg: "Scientific Proof"

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Posted by gorb 2010-07-14 12:46|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 So the eggs laid by fish, amphibians, reptiles, and archaeopteryx don't count in their reckoning.

Posted by mom 2010-07-14 13:12|| 2010-07-14 13:12|| Front Page Top

#2 And if I remember right, chickens are supposed to from descended from Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Don't quote me on that, though!

Posted by gorb 2010-07-14 13:45|| 2010-07-14 13:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Cool. Now they can get on with the next question: why did it cross the road?

Posted by Grenter, Protector of the Geats 2010-07-14 15:02|| 2010-07-14 15:02|| Front Page Top

#4 Because it was stapled to the punk rocker.

/Gratuitous 1980's jokestering off

Posted by no mo uro 2010-07-14 15:30|| 2010-07-14 15:30|| Front Page Top

#5 why did it cross the road?

To die. In the rain.

Posted by Ernest Hemingway 2010-07-14 15:37|| 2010-07-14 15:37|| Front Page Top

#6 I am stilled trying figure out where Easter Eggs come from.

Posted by wr 2010-07-14 16:21|| 2010-07-14 16:21|| Front Page Top

#7 In Germany some of the chickens lay fancy coloured eggs that are already boiled. It really is amazing.

Posted by Besoeker 2010-07-14 16:36|| 2010-07-14 16:36|| Front Page Top

#8 They don't come from chickens they come from sparrows.

Posted by Guillibaldo Unusing2147 2010-07-14 18:04|| 2010-07-14 18:04|| Front Page Top

#9 "why did it cross the road?"

To prove to the 'possum* it could be done.
- Me

*O'possum to our non-English-speaking readers. (Or any small furry roadkill.) ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-07-14 18:21|| 2010-07-14 18:21|| Front Page Top

#10 I heard small marshmallows come from Peeps

Posted by Frank G 2010-07-14 20:22|| 2010-07-14 20:22|| Front Page Top

#11 why did it cross the road?

Maybe because it was stuck to the purvurt?

Posted by gorb 2010-07-14 23:04|| 2010-07-14 23:04|| Front Page Top

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