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2009-12-21 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Anonymoose 2009-12-21 13:05|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Interesting irony: Prison chic prevented him from going to the party....

Posted by Uncle Phester 2009-12-21 13:38|| 2009-12-21 13:38|| Front Page Top

#2 Feel-good stories like this always make Mondays a little more tolerable.

Posted by Dar 2009-12-21 13:46|| 2009-12-21 13:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Nearly a full sweep.

Posted by Angoth Platypus4042 2009-12-21 15:29|| 2009-12-21 15:29|| Front Page Top

#4 "He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead,"

There's dead and then there's "very dead." In this particular case I think she is referring to the absence of involuntary muscle movement, twitching, etc, along with oozing, sticky grey matter on the sidewalk. Just my guess. Thank you Lord for positive outcomes.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-12-21 16:18|| 2009-12-21 16:18|| Front Page Top

#5
He was very dead

Who does she think she is, Coroner of Munchkinland?

Posted by Parabellum 2009-12-21 16:37|| http://sidemeat.wordpress.com/ 2009-12-21 16:37|| Front Page Top

#6 I think the difference between 'dead' and 'very dead' is that with dead, you don't have to wash the deceased's splattered brains off of your pants legs.

Posted by Mitch H. 2009-12-21 19:07|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/ 2009-12-21 19:07|| Front Page Top

#7 Irony.

Posted by JohnQC 2009-12-21 19:18|| 2009-12-21 19:18|| Front Page Top

#8 Miracle Max: There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

Posted by gromky 2009-12-21 20:06|| 2009-12-21 20:06|| Front Page Top

#9 Dead is not adequate for zombies. You need very dead.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-12-21 20:37|| 2009-12-21 20:37|| Front Page Top

#10 Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

*happy sigh* The Princess Bride, one of my favourites!

Posted by trailing wife 2009-12-21 22:52|| 2009-12-21 22:52|| Front Page Top

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