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2006-07-21 India-Pakistan

Bin Laden Hiding On China Border, Reports

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Posted by Steve 2006-07-21 09:04|| || Front Page|| [8 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ISI: "Osama, you were spotted. We have to get you outta here without being seen. Wait til we get the tourists out, then...."

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-07-21 09:28|| 2006-07-21 09:28|| Front Page Top

#2 Quite possibly the Chinese are sending a shipment of new ballistic missile parts and the Pak authorities don't want anyone near the highway area.

Posted by john 2006-07-21 09:31|| 2006-07-21 09:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Or the Paks have dismantled and are sending one of their new F-16s to China for study

Posted by john 2006-07-21 09:37|| 2006-07-21 09:37|| Front Page Top

#4 The Pakistani authorities sed, Bin Laden ~~Hiding On China Border~~ in SF or Berzerkeley.

Posted by RD 2006-07-21 09:42|| 2006-07-21 09:42|| Front Page Top

#5 We can put a 500 pound bomb in a living room window, and we would worry about hitting China?
Maybe he thinks he's beat us, now on to another great satin, China.

Posted by plainslow 2006-07-21 09:45|| 2006-07-21 09:45|| Front Page Top

#6 I saw Bin Laden in Graceland.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2006-07-21 09:56|| 2006-07-21 09:56|| Front Page Top

#7 I saw Bin Laden at the corner 7-11.

Posted by DarthVader 2006-07-21 10:00|| 2006-07-21 10:00|| Front Page Top

#8 I saw Bin Laden at a ZZ Top concert.

Posted by Elmaitle Phuter1114 2006-07-21 10:15|| 2006-07-21 10:15|| Front Page Top

#9 I saw Bin Laden at a Burger King in Hamtramck, MI.

Posted by GORT 2006-07-21 10:38|| 2006-07-21 10:38|| Front Page Top

#10 obl is selling magazines door to door in my neighborhood.

Posted by Xenophon 2006-07-21 10:57|| 2006-07-21 10:57|| Front Page Top

#11 "Maybe he thinks he's beat us, now on to another great satin, China."

I'm not sure how good the satin is in China, but the silk is very nice.

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-M

Posted by Manolo 2006-07-21 10:59|| 2006-07-21 10:59|| Front Page Top

#12 I saw Bin Laden in the mirror this morning.

Posted by Osama Bin Laden 2006-07-21 10:59|| 2006-07-21 10:59|| Front Page Top

#13 If I was Al Queda I'd be reporting false sightings all the time to screw with the west and the media and make it feel like Binnie is everywhere.

I'd go so far as to hire impersonators to walk around France and get arrested to make folks look stupid.

Posted by rjschwarz 2006-07-21 11:47|| 2006-07-21 11:47|| Front Page Top

#14 Manolo,as you can see, I am not the only one who spells it wrong.
http://theoak.com/cgi-bin/pol/pol.pl?read=153170

I do have a good collection of shoes though.

Posted by plainslow 2006-07-21 12:03|| 2006-07-21 12:03|| Front Page Top

#15 Send those EU tourists to the other tourist mecca in Lebanon...lots of hotel rooms opening up.

Posted by Inspector Clueso 2006-07-21 14:49|| 2006-07-21 14:49|| Front Page Top

#16 (It isn't THE Manolo, is it? Love that cat in the Express.)

Posted by eLarson 2006-07-21 15:57|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2006-07-21 15:57|| Front Page Top

#17 Curiously, this is the area where Debka has been placing OBL since 2002.

Posted by Iblis">Iblis 2006-07-21 18:00|| 2006-07-21 18:00|| Front Page Top

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