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2005-10-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by DanNY 2005-10-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 A moose bit my sister once...

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-10-18 01:11|| 2005-10-18 01:11|| Front Page Top

whether they were simply irritable, since it's the middle of the annual moose hunting season in Norway

Ya' think?

Being the guest of honor of hunting season would make me irritable too.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2005-10-18 01:16|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2005-10-18 01:16|| Front Page Top

#3 Check the moose's lair for a Koran. The Prophet forbids idols and representative artwork.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-10-18 08:24|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-10-18 08:24|| Front Page Top

#4 bloody GW Bushes fault again for driving the moose mad with global warming i reackon

Posted by Shep UK 2005-10-18 08:30|| 2005-10-18 08:30|| Front Page Top

#5 mojo - a moose bit your sister? for real, that musta been very nasty i'd imagine - blame bush for that i say.

Posted by Shep UK 2005-10-18 08:30|| 2005-10-18 08:30|| Front Page Top

#6 @ Shep UK : a shame a briton should not recognize *that* reference, while a froggie gets it! Go back study your classics, young man! :-)

Posted by anonymous5089 2005-10-18 08:59|| 2005-10-18 08:59|| Front Page Top

#7 Moose are tasty... My late uncle was a hunter, and we'd have roast moosesteak occasionally.

Posted by BigEd 2005-10-18 13:20|| 2005-10-18 13:20|| Front Page Top

#8 Moose are tasty...
Only if you get a tender young one. My uncle shot a big old bull moose up in Maine once. The meat was so tough and chewy that even after we boiled it for hours the dogs turned up their noses at it.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-10-18 14:52|| 2005-10-18 14:52|| Front Page Top

#9 Moose are BIG! A guy up in Grand County, about 90 miles from here, hit one with an 18-wheeler a few years ago. Totaled the truck, put the driver in the hospital with a broken leg and some internal injuries, and closed Highway 40 for a couple of hours. Moose are also unpredictable. I've heard of them attacking cars on the highway, and chasing people in the woods. I've also walked up to within ten feet of one, and been totally ignored.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2005-10-18 15:12|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2005-10-18 15:12|| Front Page Top

#10 A real moose...

Posted by .com 2005-10-18 15:26|| 2005-10-18 15:26|| Front Page Top

#11 ♫ I'm in the moose for love
Simply because you're near me... ♫

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-10-18 15:31|| 2005-10-18 15:31|| Front Page Top

#12 //
Posted by .com 2005-10-18 15:26|| Front Page|| Comment Top
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Posted by muck4doo 2005-10-18 16:01|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-10-18 16:01|| Front Page Top

#13 A couple for you, Mr Mucky. Sorry to have upset you...

well met

Some payback...
playtime
revenge
The last thing I remember
delayed flight

Posted by .com 2005-10-18 16:38|| 2005-10-18 16:38|| Front Page Top

#14 :)

Posted by muck4doo 2005-10-18 18:05|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-10-18 18:05|| Front Page Top

#15 Figure out the distance between the hunter and the moose head. Foreshortening city. Like looking in the bathroom mirror at 13.... a figuring somethings wrong.....

Posted by Simon Bar Sinister 2005-10-18 18:29|| 2005-10-18 18:29|| Front Page Top

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