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2005-07-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2005-07-18 10:13|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Maybe it's the polio vaccine...

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-07-18 11:17|| 2005-07-18 11:17|| Front Page Top

#2 "Now I must find some snow in which to write my name..."

Posted by BH 2005-07-18 11:25|| 2005-07-18 11:25|| Front Page Top

#3 This person is out of its mind. Waited 21 years to get a "thing". Has the best new toy ever and decides to put it away and become a monk.

Posted by Texican">Texican 2005-07-18 11:41|| http://advancedpsychosis.blogspot.com/]">[http://advancedpsychosis.blogspot.com/] 2005-07-18 11:41|| Front Page Top

#4 //Woman 'suddenly grows penis'//

ima hate wen taht hapenz!

>:(

Posted by muck4doo 2005-07-18 13:58|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-07-18 13:58|| Front Page Top

#5 evokes the eternal quandry: toilet seat up or down

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-07-18 14:32|| 2005-07-18 14:32|| Front Page Top

#6 LOL BH! So many corners... so little time.

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-18 14:33|| 2005-07-18 14:33|| Front Page Top

#7 Future Olympics pole vaulting medalist

Posted by Captain America 2005-07-18 14:45|| 2005-07-18 14:45|| Front Page Top

#8 I have always had an issue with women that leave the toilet seat down.

Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-07-18 21:23|| 2005-07-18 21:23|| Front Page Top

#9 When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the American ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle.

"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"A penis," replied Madame de Gaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer . . . and no one knew what to say next.

Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word 'appiness.'"

Posted by Neutron Tom 2005-07-18 21:29|| 2005-07-18 21:29|| Front Page Top

#10 Maybe she was looking for a penis!

Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-07-18 21:30|| 2005-07-18 21:30|| Front Page Top

#11 I'm thinking she had a major dick, awright, but mebbe not a penis worthy of the name.

Posted by .com 2005-07-18 21:41|| 2005-07-18 21:41|| Front Page Top

#12 I beg to differ. Everyone says he was a prick.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2005-07-18 22:03|| 2005-07-18 22:03|| Front Page Top

#13 Lol, WM: major dick = prick. We're on the same page, heh.

Posted by .com 2005-07-18 22:06|| 2005-07-18 22:06|| Front Page Top

#14 Who says that a penis wouldn't bring the Madame 'appiness?

Posted by GK 2005-07-18 22:59|| 2005-07-18 22:59|| Front Page Top

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