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2005-06-17 Home Front: WoT

Halliburton to build new $30 mln Guantanamo jail

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Posted by Fred 2005-06-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Gee, ya think ol' Dick Turban (Dhimmi - IL) will be happy about this?

Posted by .com 2005-06-17 00:48|| 2005-06-17 00:48|| Front Page Top

#2 might want to buy shares in Halliburton. It's also rebuilding Iraq's oil infrastructure. Good company!

Posted by anon1 2005-06-17 02:45|| 2005-06-17 02:45|| Front Page Top

#3 [span class=PeterLorre]
It's a conspiracy, I tell you. A conspiraceeeee!
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Connect the dots, people!

Posted by Mike 2005-06-17 07:29|| 2005-06-17 07:29|| Front Page Top

#4 In your face, asshats!

Posted by Halliburton: Terrorist Prison Construction Division 2005-06-17 08:01|| 2005-06-17 08:01|| Front Page Top

#5 I think that's where they are going to build the new Earthquake Generator, to destabilize Venezuela.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-06-17 08:39|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-06-17 08:39|| Front Page Top

#6 I drove by a Haliburton facility a few Ks from my house (in Perth) today. It stood out because it was so neat and it gave no indication what its business was. We have had some unusual tornados in the last few weeks and they seem to be clustered around the same area. Did anyone mention the Haliburton Tornado Machine?

Posted by phil_b 2005-06-17 10:05|| 2005-06-17 10:05|| Front Page Top

#7 Did anyone mention the Haliburton Tornado Machine?

No one mentions the Tornado Machine.....and lives.

Posted by Steve ">Steve 2005-06-17 10:40|| 2005-06-17 10:40|| Front Page Top

#8 Some answers to some of the public's questions since the news of this contract was released to the media.

1. No. We will not be building a shark tank adjacent to the facility.
2. No. The sprinkler heads will not be designed to spout fire when activated.
3. No. We will not "switch around" the current signs pointing the inmates at Mecca.
4. No. There will not be a branch of Victoria's Secret built at the Guantanamo location.
5. No. The Zionist Scream Machine will not be installed at the Guantanamo location to blast Christina Aguillera music at pain level decibels.
6. No. The Koran Shredding Machine has been eliminated from the project.
7. No. We have no control on the use of Koran brand toilet paper.

We here at Halliburton: Terrorist Prison Construction Division welcome your questions and appreciate your interest. We look forward to serving you in the future.

Posted by Halliburton: Terrorist Prison Construction Division 2005-06-17 13:30|| 2005-06-17 13:30|| Front Page Top

#9 ima feel better about the whole project now. are you hiring? ima avilab le many days between 10 and 2 am and pm

Posted by Half 2005-06-17 14:05|| 2005-06-17 14:05|| Front Page Top

#10 2. No. The sprinkler heads will not be designed to spout fire when activated.

Images at link are disturbing. You've been warned:
Been done. Just ask Sen. Durbin.

Posted by ed 2005-06-17 14:26|| 2005-06-17 14:26|| Front Page Top

#11 Ah-hah! Just like they said on Democratic Underground!

Posted by Mr. Moonbat 2005-06-17 14:49|| 2005-06-17 14:49|| Front Page Top

#12 ed - Following your link to the excellent My Pet Jawa, then following his link (one of many) to the excellent Protein Wisdom, then reading the comments -- I hit the following drop-dead, carve it in stone, it don't get no better than this post from Jeff Goldstein. It is the penultimate catch-all response to moonbattery. My face still hurts from laughing.

Please, click the link, believe me --- you will be amply rewarded, lol!

Posted by .com 2005-06-17 14:50|| 2005-06-17 14:50|| Front Page Top

#13 Great link, Ed. Thanks.

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