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Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?
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Posted by Mrs. Mariam Abacha 2005-05-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 thisn wat ima got:

You are LAWRENCE OBI. You are Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Lagos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 million that BARRY KELLY who died with a WILL left in your bank.  You put the money in two trunks and want me to claim the money.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?
Posted by muck4doo 2005-05-21 00:56|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2005-05-21 00:56|| Front Page Top

#2 This is what comes from having too much time on your hands.
Posted by GK 2005-05-21 05:27||   2005-05-21 05:27|| Front Page Top

#3 I got:
Posted by Korora">Korora  2005-05-21 16:05|| http://basementburrow.blogspot.com]">[http://basementburrow.blogspot.com]  2005-05-21 16:05|| Front Page Top

#4 You are GODFREY UGO. You are the Chairman of the Contract Debt Investigation and Payment Commission for the government of Nigeria.  You have $200 Million that you wish to give away 25%. Your business is 100% risk free.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2005-05-21 16:42||   2005-05-21 16:42|| Front Page Top

#5 D'oh! I'm Homer Simpson
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2005-05-21 16:42||   2005-05-21 16:42|| Front Page Top

#6 Beautiful, Frank.

FWIW, we got the same result; I dunno about you, but I just answered the questions randomly.
Posted by Dave D. 2005-05-21 16:52||   2005-05-21 16:52|| Front Page Top

#7 LOL - I'm inherently random. Can an editor save me from this shame? Please?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2005-05-21 17:18||   2005-05-21 17:18|| Front Page Top

#8 You are Farouk Bello. You are Executive Director of Commercial Bank of Africa.  Your client was in a car accident along the shagamu express road.  You can't find his relatives so you want to share his $25.4 million with me. You require my positive response.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Posted by Clereth Thromoger6011 2005-05-21 17:43||   2005-05-21 17:43|| Front Page Top

#9 No, Frank and Dave, **I** am the REAL Godfrey Ugo, because **I** didn't go random.
Posted by Tom 2005-05-21 21:29||   2005-05-21 21:29|| Front Page Top

#10 I didn't say I chose randomly - I just said I'm unpredictable....to a fault
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2005-05-21 22:09||   2005-05-21 22:09|| Front Page Top

#11 thks Eds for clearing that up :-)
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2005-05-21 22:09||   2005-05-21 22:09|| Front Page Top

#12 You are Larry Koffi.  You are director in charge auditing and collecting Union Togolaise De Banque Lome, Togo West Africa.  You came across $44.5 million of a dead person in your bank. You will give me 25% to be his NEXT OF KIN.  You like red jelly beans.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Posted by BH 2005-05-21 22:59||   2005-05-21 22:59|| Front Page Top

#13 OOPS! PLEASE TO HEPL FIX IMG TAG, GOOD SIR/MADAM! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS!
Posted by BH 2005-05-21 23:01||   2005-05-21 23:01|| Front Page Top

#14 Hokay.
Posted by Fred">Fred  2005-05-21 23:11||   2005-05-21 23:11|| Front Page Top

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