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2004-10-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tipper 2004-10-05 4:44:54 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Lol! What tune? I had a girlfriend who would hum, uh, oh, nevermind. These devices will now prolly be labeled as "toxic waste" or "WMD" (wymyn's motion device?)and require special disposal measures, lol!

Gotta love Oz, heh.

Posted by .com 2004-10-05 5:30:46 AM|| 2004-10-05 5:30:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Was it the "Star Spangled Banner?"

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-10-05 5:32:18 AM|| [http://www.slhess.com] 2004-10-05 5:32:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Sounds like Whacking Matilda?

Posted by ed 2004-10-05 8:03:45 AM|| 2004-10-05 8:03:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 "A police spokeswoman said the package was identified as an "adult novelty device"

Yea, and I'll be having a date with a "sex industry professional" tonight.

Posted by Memesis 2004-10-05 8:38:50 AM|| 2004-10-05 8:38:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 There may be fifty ways to leave your lover, but to do it by having sex with a trash can is not very complimentary.

Posted by Bryan 2004-10-05 10:10:27 AM|| 2004-10-05 10:10:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 At least the rubbish bin had a good day.

Posted by Dar 2004-10-05 1:24:50 PM|| 2004-10-05 1:24:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Somebody lost their nerve before the baggage check?

Posted by VAMark 2004-10-05 1:49:53 PM|| 2004-10-05 1:49:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 LOL Dar!

Posted by Shipman 2004-10-05 3:57:45 PM|| 2004-10-05 3:57:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 The tune was "Ain't We Got Fun?"

Posted by mojo 2004-10-05 5:18:18 PM|| 2004-10-05 5:18:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 .com - the proper acronym is BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend).

Posted by Raj 2004-10-05 9:14:38 PM|| 2004-10-05 9:14:38 PM|| Front Page Top

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