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2004-10-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

I think you'd call this a "having a bad day"

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#1 An autobobbittation... *SHUDDER*

Posted by Dave D. 2004-10-04 12:17:15 PM|| 2004-10-04 12:17:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Well I saw him go after the chicken...
I thought I was eating the chicken's neck...

But, no bones, and a little rubbery...
I only realized the error after swallowing...

-Remorseful Dog

Posted by BigEd 2004-10-04 12:38:39 PM|| 2004-10-04 12:38:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Um, didn't anyone tell him he's supposed to choke his chicken?

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-10-04 2:16:09 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2004-10-04 2:16:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 hmmmm tu - having a tough day with the link, your name thang?

Posted by Frank G 2004-10-04 2:25:33 PM|| 2004-10-04 2:25:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 was now out of danger

That's not the only thing he is out of.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2004-10-04 2:44:13 PM|| 2004-10-04 2:44:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 And he thought there was a chicken hanging between his legs.... why?

Posted by Throose Ebboose8976 2004-10-04 2:56:27 PM|| 2004-10-04 2:56:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Not as tough a day as this guy, Frank.

Posted by tu3031 2004-10-04 3:14:34 PM|| 2004-10-04 3:14:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 well if he thought it was a chicken neck i doubt it was hanging too much

Posted by smokeysinse 2004-10-04 5:06:33 PM|| 2004-10-04 5:06:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 There was once a man named El Bates
Who while working out on his skates
Fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

Posted by Zenster 2004-10-04 11:55:13 PM|| 2004-10-04 11:55:13 PM|| Front Page Top

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