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2003-09-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Gorilla Escapes from Imperialist Oppressors

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Posted by eyeyeye 2003-09-29 9:19:23 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Why'd the gorilla go to the bus stop? He knew he'd never make it past airport security.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2003-9-29 9:47:28 AM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2003-9-29 9:47:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Catching the bus to the nearest Starbucks. He knows that's where all the cute chicks hang out.

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-9-29 10:24:02 AM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-9-29 10:24:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 RC

Too funny.
Luckily Brachiating-Americans aren't on the profile list.

Posted by Shipman 2003-9-29 10:36:01 AM|| 2003-9-29 10:36:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 The gorilla was heading for Peshawr to join a jihad outfit.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-9-29 10:55:04 AM|| 2003-9-29 10:55:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 To ensure that it would not happen again, did they, er, spank him?

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2003-9-29 11:19:52 AM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2003-9-29 11:19:52 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Why are we sending troops to Afghanistan and Iraq when we have a guerrilla war here at home? Clearly the War on Terror is a failure!

The guerrillas sure have gotten hairier... must be that Che Guevara influence.

Posted by Dar 2003-9-29 12:03:42 PM|| 2003-9-29 12:03:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Warren Zevon said this would happen someday.

Posted by Mike 2003-9-29 1:04:08 PM|| 2003-9-29 1:04:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Dar, actually the quagmire is an entirely differnt habitat for the crocodiles on the West end of the zoo.

Posted by Superhose 2003-9-29 2:50:30 PM|| 2003-9-29 2:50:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 This raises many questions.
Where was he planning to go on the bus? Did he have fare? If so, where did he get it?
Did he have outside help; say, from PETA?
Will the retirement of noted ape-fighter Charlton Heston lead to an upsurge in simian subversion?
Is the suspect an "enemy combatant", a POW, or just another victim of capitalist oppression?
Does Gitmo have gorilla (as opposed to guerrilla) cages?
Will the ACLU sue for his freedom if he is not charged in a timely manner?
Inquiring minds want to know!!

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2003-9-29 6:43:31 PM|| 2003-9-29 6:43:31 PM|| Front Page Top

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