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2007-12-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tu3031 2007-12-19 11:55|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine.
Let's ask britney, spokesmodel for mature behavior.

"I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew.
But still she remains late..

"I kind of just keep my options open," she said.
Thats what the kids are calling it these days. In hip terms I banged my left option on the coffee table this morning. Yo.

between lines, britney gots all them monies and d'aint bring the fam along.

Posted by swksvolFF 2007-12-19 12:52|| 2007-12-19 12:52|| Front Page Top

#2 Welcome, yet another citizen of Whitetrashistan.

Posted by Thor Ulomoque1624 2007-12-19 16:13|| 2007-12-19 16:13|| Front Page Top

#3 Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana "so it can have a normal family life." A normal life? In THAT family? I'm boggled.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-12-19 16:15|| 2007-12-19 16:15|| Front Page Top

#4 Oooops. Already, collateral damage...

Lynne Spears' book delayed indefinitely

NEW YORK - Lynne Spears' book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday. Lindsey Nobles, a spokeswoman for Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson Inc., said Wednesday that the memoir by the mother of Britney Spears was put on hold last week.

She declined to comment on whether the delay was connected to the revelation that Spears' 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant."I can tell you that we are standing behind Lynne and supporting her decision to be with her family at this time," Nobles told The Associated Press.

"Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" was initially scheduled for release May 11, Mother's Day. Spears, the mother of three children with ex-husband Jamie Spears, had been working with a Michigan-based freelancer since March on the memoir chronicling Spears' experiences raising a family in the public eye.

Jamie Lynn Spears, star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine in its new issue that she's expecting her first child and the father is boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

Nobles and representatives for Britney Spears said they did not know how Lynne Spears could be reached for comment about the status of her book.

Too bad. I'm sure this would've been a fascinating (and quick) read.
Oh, well. Guess it'll be "Safe Driving the Ted Kennedy Way" this Xmas...

Posted by tu3031 2007-12-19 16:53|| 2007-12-19 16:53|| Front Page Top

#5 Lynne Spears' book about parenting

This has got to be a joke....

Let me get this straight... the mother of Britney Spears has the chutzpah to pen a book about parenting?

Posted by john frum 2007-12-19 17:21|| 2007-12-19 17:21|| Front Page Top

#6 They needed something to put in Brits room. It's been empty since the wash machine burnt out back in '03.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-12-19 19:54|| 2007-12-19 19:54|| Front Page Top

#7 Lynne Spear's book on parenting - how come some Net sites are saying its Britney's book venture???

OTOH, STARS-N-STRIPES > MARRYING FOR LOVE ... OF COLD HARD CASH [Britney pic]; + PUSH GROWING TO GIVE SAFE-SEX EDUCATION FOR SENIOR CITIZENS.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-12-19 22:26|| 2007-12-19 22:26|| Front Page Top

#8 James & Lynn Spears: Parents of the Year 2007

Posted by Broadhead6 2007-12-19 22:55|| 2007-12-19 22:55|| Front Page Top

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