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2022-10-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

‘I Broke My Face': Fitness Influencer Goes Viral with Disastrous Workout Stunt

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-10-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 ...Well, at least the view was reasonably good until he got his face smashed.

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2022-10-10 06:24|| 2022-10-10 06:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by Too Old To Work 2022-10-10 06:50|| 2022-10-10 06:50|| Front Page Top

#3 (Waving arms about) "Are you not influenced?"

Posted by Rex Mundi 2022-10-10 11:41|| 2022-10-10 11:41|| Front Page Top

#4 "~~Sit~~ Stand on my face and tell me that you love me"

Posted by Frank G 2022-10-10 11:53|| 2022-10-10 11:53|| Front Page Top

#5 Will he be suing the gym for his own stupidity or the makers of the plate?

Posted by Dron66046 2022-10-10 16:17|| 2022-10-10 16:17|| Front Page Top

#6 Their mistake was having her try to balance balance herself on the thing as opposed to her holding a stiff position, trusting him to both lift and balance. If both are trying to balance her, every adjustment becomes a greater over-control, putting the whole thing even further out of balance until it goes over. I discovered this the hard way, when Mr, Wife was holding me in a basic two-foot stand at full extension over his head, and for some reason one of my knees slightly buckled; there was no way for me to regain position or for him to accommodate it once I was the slightest bit wobbly — we also learned that when my head hits from that great height my skull rings a perfect A above Middle C.

This is the kind of thing they were aiming for (the first pair aren't as interesting, but the others demonstrate nicely what I’m talking about):

Posted by trailing wife 2022-10-10 20:23|| 2022-10-10 20:23|| Front Page Top

#7 That, my Dear, is amazing.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-10-10 23:17|| 2022-10-10 23:17|| Front Page Top

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