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2022-10-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man jumps in river to escape charging elephant… and loses an arm and a leg in crocodile attack

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-10-05 00:11|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 Some days, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

Posted by DooDahMan 2022-10-05 05:43|| 2022-10-05 05:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Frying pan, fire.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-10-05 05:55|| 2022-10-05 05:55|| Front Page Top

#3 I hereby resolve to stop bitc*ing about my gout.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-10-05 06:09|| 2022-10-05 06:09|| Front Page Top

#4 ^ Tart Cherry Extract, works for me.

Crocodile? Not so much

Posted by Frank G 2022-10-05 06:52|| 2022-10-05 06:52|| Front Page Top

#5

Murphy got up with this guy.
What next, a hospital screw-up?

Posted by NN2N1 2022-10-05 07:36|| 2022-10-05 07:36|| Front Page Top

#6 Afterwards an elephant and a crocodile were seen high fiving their team work.

Posted by AlanC 2022-10-05 09:31|| 2022-10-05 09:31|| Front Page Top

#7 But at least he didn’t die of COVID

Posted by Thank you Brandon 2022-10-05 09:49|| 2022-10-05 09:49|| Front Page Top

#8 This guy was apparently messing around with Mrs Murphy...

Posted by Heavy G 2022-10-05 11:49|| 2022-10-05 11:49|| Front Page Top

Posted by Dron66046 2022-10-05 11:56|| 2022-10-05 11:56|| Front Page Top

#10 This is like the maiming version of those Final Destination movies. You escape being maimed by the elephant and you get maimed by the croc.

Posted by ruprecht 2022-10-05 12:03|| 2022-10-05 12:03|| Front Page Top

#11 Fly, windshield?

Posted by DooDahMan 2022-10-05 16:37|| 2022-10-05 16:37|| Front Page Top

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