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2004-09-30 Home Front: Politix
Kerry Campaign Complains About Lights
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Posted by BigEd 2004-09-30 2:21:11 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Aw, hell, I'm disappointed.

I thought from the headline they were complaining that the lights make Kerry look even more orange than he is already.

Wonder how many showers he's taken trying to rub that stuff off? :-p
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-09-30 2:28:18 PM||   2004-09-30 2:28:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 SANDPAPER, Barb, SANDPAPER!
Posted by BigEd 2004-09-30 2:29:24 PM||   2004-09-30 2:29:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Great idea, Big. So he can be red instead of orange. :-p
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-09-30 2:30:28 PM||   2004-09-30 2:30:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Native American Vote - Wants the 10 Arizona Electoral Votes Back...
Posted by BigEd 2004-09-30 2:38:28 PM||   2004-09-30 2:38:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 possibly tanned orange to cover the red dots from botoxing his sweat glands....heh heh....raise the stage temp!
Posted by Frank G  2004-09-30 2:51:30 PM||   2004-09-30 2:51:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 "We’ll bring a screwdriver,"

Actually, Ted Kennedy will bring 7 or 8 Screwdrivers.
Posted by jackal  2004-09-30 5:36:44 PM|| [http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2004-09-30 5:36:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 You'd think with all those Heinz billions, they could have found someone who knew how to apply tanning cream properly.
Posted by 2b 2004-09-30 5:42:27 PM||   2004-09-30 5:42:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Fire up the little lights, perhaps he'll have a petite mal or maybe a big kahunna. (sorry about the scientific stuff.)
Posted by Shipman 2004-09-30 7:23:08 PM||   2004-09-30 7:23:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Break out one of those little lite show things. The type that changes from blue to yellow to red to orange and train it on Skerry's face during the debate when he exceeds his allotted time.

Personally I think their mic's (and spotlight) should be programmed to automatically cut-off after their time is up with no human intervention.
Posted by CrazyFool  2004-09-30 7:47:44 PM||   2004-09-30 7:47:44 PM|| Front Page Top

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