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2003-09-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Champion âstallionâ missing vital equipment

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Posted by Steve White 2003-09-29 12:37:17 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 If I were judging a horse show, the testicle check for Clydesdales would be on the honor system.

Posted by Superhose 2003-9-29 12:57:05 PM|| 2003-9-29 12:57:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Well, a testicle check *is* part of dog shows, but a very small number of people cheat by having their vets insert fakes. And yes, the judges do hope that the owners & handlers of breeds like Giant Schnauzers and the livestock guarding dogs have trained their animals to accept the exam!

Posted by rkb 2003-9-29 1:05:04 PM|| 2003-9-29 1:05:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 In a word: Neuticles

Don't leave home without 'em!

Posted by Anonymous 2003-9-29 1:13:01 PM|| 2003-9-29 1:13:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Wait till the European Court of Hippic Rights hears of this. There'll be hell to pay when Brussels learns how disrespectfully the Scots treat EUnuchs.

Posted by Bulldog 2003-9-29 1:59:34 PM|| 2003-9-29 1:59:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Just change the horse's name to "Black Jacques Chirac"!

Posted by Baba Yaga 2003-9-29 8:43:29 PM|| 2003-9-29 8:43:29 PM|| Front Page Top

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