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2004-09-30 Home Front: Politix
KERRY SAYS THE TAN'S REAL BUT IT'S EASY TO FAKE IT
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Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-09-30 13:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Kerry's pathetic.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-09-30 1:00:36 PM||   2004-09-30 1:00:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 How did he do it?

He even turned the tan into a flip-flop.

Give the devil his due. He is a savant at this....
Posted by BigEd 2004-09-30 1:07:09 PM||   2004-09-30 1:07:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 savant...rhymes with PISSANT!
Posted by Anonymous6700 2004-09-30 1:08:37 PM||   2004-09-30 1:08:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I always turn orange when I tan too!

Not!
Posted by Leigh 2004-09-30 1:12:45 PM||   2004-09-30 1:12:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I actually faced the spray-on tan thingy before I turned my back on it!
Posted by John F*in Kerry 2004-09-30 1:32:27 PM||   2004-09-30 1:32:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 If that's Kerry's "real tan" he should seriously consider staying out of the sun for the rest of his natural life.
Posted by eLarson 2004-09-30 2:48:20 PM|| [http://larsonian.blogspot.com]  2004-09-30 2:48:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 This whole color thing is just a metaphor for the Kerry campaign...
Denial of the obvious like a fibbing 3 year old.
Synthetic "healthy glow" -- makes you wonder about their health care plan.
Inept: could have done it in reasonable stages to a reasonable color and gotten away with it.
Confused: was told to get a "plan" for the debates; went out and got a "tan."
Orange -- half red and half yellow. Think about it.
Posted by Tom 2004-09-30 3:00:44 PM||   2004-09-30 3:00:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 #7 Tom:
Orange -- half red and half yellow.
You just summed up sKerry PERFECTLY.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-09-30 3:11:07 PM||   2004-09-30 3:11:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Okay, the tan may not be real, but is it accurate ?
Posted by Carl in N.H.  2004-09-30 4:49:29 PM||   2004-09-30 4:49:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 The papers have made much of the Kennedy/Nixon debate with Kennedy's tan. Perhaps the President can use it to his advantage by saying something like "....we are safe from terrorists for now Mr. Kerry - there is no need to go on Orange Alert."
Posted by Canuck 2004-09-30 4:53:08 PM||   2004-09-30 4:53:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 "Orange -- half red and half yellow." -- and the opposite of "True Blue".
Posted by Steven Den Beste  2004-09-30 5:27:05 PM|| [http://denbeste.nu]  2004-09-30 5:27:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 
JEN-JESS KHAN


ORANGE?
WHERE'D SOMEBODY GET THE IDEA?

Posted by BigEd 2004-09-30 6:38:24 PM||   2004-09-30 6:38:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 You da' man, BigEd. :-p
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-09-30 6:48:48 PM||   2004-09-30 6:48:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Whoa Tom! Half Red half Orange!

Looking like and acting like a Meme.
Posted by Shipman 2004-09-30 7:26:59 PM||   2004-09-30 7:26:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 If he did try to get a tan naturally, then he got was a very nasty sunburn, because that's what it looks like to me. If it is a sunburn, I can't wait for his skin to start peeling during the debates.
Posted by Charles  2004-09-30 7:40:45 PM||   2004-09-30 7:40:45 PM|| Front Page Top

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