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2006-07-28 Terror Networks
Al-Qaeda Vows to Avenge Israeli Onslaughts
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Posted by Fred 2006-07-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 A fleeing Al Qaida Guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the Iraqi desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties. The Arab asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.00. The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first. "OK", said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom. Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse. "Your brother won't let me in without a tie."
Posted by Chomble Grolutch3348 2006-07-28 02:18||   2006-07-28 02:18|| Front Page Top

#2 The "entire/whole world" = from Spain to Iraq only??? Obviously no world war here.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-07-28 03:42||   2006-07-28 03:42|| Front Page Top

#3 Aww, poor widdle Zawahire baby not gettin' enuff attention lately? Feeling a widdle irrelevant and impotent these days? Do what I do, release yet another false Fatwa for the mindless masses to seethe over or start yet another "immoral conflict" that you like to legitimize using the word "Jihad".

And what is this "inactive and submissive" crapola? Need to drum up some more cannon fodder to legitimize your murderous view on life? Gotta keep things moving or it gets boring!

Attention whore. Crawl back in your cave, draw the camoflage over the opening, take your turn at the goat after Bin Laden is done with it, and dream of what it would be like to take a bath, wear clean clothes, and eat a home-cooked meal with all your kids (even the "martyred" ones) and 13-year old wives. But there's no turning back now, is there?
Posted by gorb 2006-07-28 04:29||   2006-07-28 04:29|| Front Page Top

#4 “We cannot watch these rockets raining down their fire on our brothers in Gaza and Lebanon and remain inactive and submissive,” Zawahiri said in the footage.

How about all those rockets raining down their fire on Israel, launched by your Hamass 'brothers'? Got anything to say about that, asshole?
Posted by Raj 2006-07-28 06:20||   2006-07-28 06:20|| Front Page Top

#5 Feeling the pain there Ayman? We must be on the right track then.
Posted by Besoeker 2006-07-28 07:31||   2006-07-28 07:31|| Front Page Top

#6 How the hell is this a "new" policy? AQ has been preaching combat across the whole world for quite a while. Ayman just doesn't want to be forgotten when all the attention is focussed on Lebanon.
Posted by Spot">Spot  2006-07-28 10:18||   2006-07-28 10:18|| Front Page Top

#7 “Hence, everyone who took part in the crime must pay the price ... The whole world is an open field for us. Like they attack us everywhere, we too attack them everywhere.”

Maybe this just another opportunity to boost enlistment or possibly it’s the AQ old guard feeling irrelevant? But if recent history is a guide, the world cannot be ambivalent to these threats and has no choice but to take these pricks at their word.
Posted by DepotGuy 2006-07-28 10:24||   2006-07-28 10:24|| Front Page Top

#8 hahahahah hee hee hee har Chomble Grolutch3348.

Good 'un.
Posted by 6 2006-07-28 14:26||   2006-07-28 14:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Anybody notice if that thing on his head got any bigger?
Posted by tu3031 2006-07-28 14:34||   2006-07-28 14:34|| Front Page Top

#10  6r

Where's Frank??

Hoping hes on vacation with the kidz fishing in Alaska.
Posted by RD 2006-07-28 14:35||   2006-07-28 14:35|| Front Page Top

#11 RD he sed he was going to Tahoe for a family reunion and fishing with his yoofs. A likely story. I figure a binge.

Posted by 6 2006-07-28 20:00||   2006-07-28 20:00|| Front Page Top

#12 By killing more Iraqi Shia?
Posted by gromgoru 2006-07-28 21:45||   2006-07-28 21:45|| Front Page Top

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