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2004-04-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

The Way of The World (The âfabledâ Kerry Economic Plan Explained)

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Posted by .com 2004-04-07 10:15:16 PM|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 .com, that is awesome. Absolutely hilarious - I was laughing the whole time, and my roommates got a big laugh out of it, too.
Still, at the same time, it's so true it's sad. Watch for that to be the version I'll tell my children some day, while I remember the good old days when the world made sense . . .

Posted by The Doctor 2004-04-07 10:40:27 PM|| 2004-04-07 10:40:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Glad to see we're adhering to real news articles here unless they're posted by a twisted ass who just rolled off of his 15 year old rent girls in Thailand! PS Dumbass--you're quoting a FRENCH fable by La Fonataine

Posted by Not Mike Moore 2004-04-07 10:52:45 PM|| 2004-04-07 10:52:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I'll vouch for .com any day asswipe. sorry you refound the bookmark

Posted by Frank G 2004-04-07 10:54:26 PM|| 2004-04-07 10:54:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 the distinction is....(drumroll please).... a sense of humor...which is why it doesn't work for you

Posted by Frank G 2004-04-07 10:55:46 PM|| 2004-04-07 10:55:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 You are really hung up on pedophilia. Have you seen a specialist, yet? I can recommend a Federal Corrections Officer or FBI Agent, if you need a referral.

As for the source of the fable, you're just a fount of pointlessness, aren't you! All of us have acces to Google, 'tardo. As for why I posted it, well I heard Skeery explain his "economic plan" today. I finally stopped laughing when I realized it was late in the Rantburg Day and would be a good time to post a slightly different fable than his asinine joke.

BTW, why haven't you offed yourself, yet? It obviously really sucks to be you and a normal person in your state of disrepair, er, despair would've eaten Drano, by now.

Posted by .com 2004-04-07 11:00:53 PM|| 2004-04-07 11:00:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Frank - You feel his pain, too - I can tell! ;->

Posted by .com 2004-04-07 11:03:02 PM|| 2004-04-07 11:03:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 oh yeah, I'm all empathy....

Posted by Frank G 2004-04-07 11:06:57 PM|| 2004-04-07 11:06:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 NMM's a trip. When he shows up he drops a turd every 5 minutes, +/- 3, like a rabbit. Check the posting times - I think he's due for another colon spasm about now... ;-)

Posted by .com 2004-04-07 11:10:14 PM|| 2004-04-07 11:10:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 well, you can defend the site, no doubts - just got off the phone with Alaska Paul (always informative, but no fatwas tonite), and I've gotta get dinner served - nite!
Frank

Posted by Frank G 2004-04-07 11:13:58 PM|| 2004-04-07 11:13:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 .com, shouldn't there be a part where the ant gets called a cockroach?

Posted by Super Hose 2004-04-08 1:18:10 AM|| 2004-04-08 1:18:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 SH - That's prolly in Jesse's version of "We Shall Overcome"...

Posted by .com 2004-04-08 1:53:43 AM|| 2004-04-08 1:53:43 AM|| Front Page Top

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