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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
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Posted by Steve 2009-03-13 08:05|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ]  Top

#1 "More power, more power" - Tim Taylor, Tool Time.
Posted by Procopius2k 2009-03-13 10:00||   2009-03-13 10:00|| Front Page Top

#2 So...will one this be on Cops?
Posted by tu3031 2009-03-13 10:41||   2009-03-13 10:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe The Learning Channel.
Posted by Fred 2009-03-13 12:02||   2009-03-13 12:02|| Front Page Top

#4 Next time try a belt sander..
Posted by Beavis 2009-03-13 12:05||   2009-03-13 12:05|| Front Page Top

#5 i think they forgot too take the wood or metal cutting blade off
Posted by rabid whitetail 2009-03-13 12:19||   2009-03-13 12:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Might be this, might be NSFW

Posted by Don Vito Anginegum8261 2009-03-13 17:03||   2009-03-13 17:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Better planning would have allowed the epoxy to harden....
Posted by Uncle Phester 2009-03-13 17:22||   2009-03-13 17:22|| Front Page Top

#8 Couldn't wait???
Posted by CrazyFool 2009-03-13 17:55||   2009-03-13 17:55|| Front Page Top

#9 Binford tools better have a good legal section.
Posted by Besoeker  2009-03-13 17:55||   2009-03-13 17:55|| Front Page Top

#10 Sorry kid, you can't own or operate the hardware because the new warning label is restricted to 18 years or older.
Posted by Procopius2k 2009-03-13 18:41||   2009-03-13 18:41|| Front Page Top

#11 She must have gotten confused between watching DIY and Dr. Ruth.
Posted by JohnQC 2009-03-13 19:29||   2009-03-13 19:29|| Front Page Top

#12 Some people just are too stupid to live. Luckily, this woman was rescued before she died, but a cut into one of the femoral arteries would have been REALLY bad...
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2009-03-13 20:21|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2009-03-13 20:21|| Front Page Top

#13 Some people are too stupid to procreate. On the down side, when the lawyers get through with this, all power tools will have a label saying "Not to be used as a sex toy."
Posted by ed 2009-03-13 22:09||   2009-03-13 22:09|| Front Page Top

#14 Procreating stupid people is what led to this story.

To he!! with the global currency, world government, bi-partisan liberal BS...

Let's just readopt natural selection and let god sort 'em out...

Just a thought: Who was the bigger idiot? Him or her?

Let's see...this is MD. Wanna bet they both work for the government???
Posted by logi_cal 2009-03-13 23:28||   2009-03-13 23:28|| Front Page Top

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