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2020-02-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Rantburg Med Alert: Vesper Vibrator Necklace Can Invade Bladder, Require Emergency Surgery

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Posted by Besoeker 2020-02-01 06:19|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Said Eve unto Adam, "Thou adder!
That bastid's got stuck in my bladder"
"Just how'd this occur?"
Asked the nurse. "It's a blur...
But I vaguely remember a ladder...
A big bowl of chocolate chip batter...
The pogo stick, of course..."

Posted by Sheba Stalin6601 2020-02-01 07:21|| 2020-02-01 07:21|| Front Page Top

#2 "Oh, yeah, and my Vespa!"

Posted by Sheba Stalin6601 2020-02-01 07:24|| 2020-02-01 07:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Zenobia, thou fool. 😀

Posted by Dron66046 2020-02-01 09:30|| 2020-02-01 09:30|| Front Page Top

#4 So that’s where that thing went

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2020-02-01 10:03|| 2020-02-01 10:03|| Front Page Top

#5 "... the pogo stick, of course,
A horse is NOT just a horse
You're flat on your ass
No joy for girl or boy (alas!)
And on your stick you're impaling:
Hay-romps now equal hay-baling
And balling results in Man's (Unfortunate) Fall-ing!"

Posted by Lex 2020-02-01 10:16|| 2020-02-01 10:16|| Front Page Top

#6 Somebody needs an anatomy lesson.

Posted by Skidmark 2020-02-01 11:20|| 2020-02-01 11:20|| Front Page Top

#7 Somebody needs an anatomy lesson.

Posted by Skidmark 2020-02-01 11:21|| 2020-02-01 11:21|| Front Page Top

#8 *Snort!* Rantburg, gotta love it

Posted by magpie 2020-02-01 11:33|| 2020-02-01 11:33|| Front Page Top

#9 Good grief! Eeeeewwwwwww . . . .

And #7/8 Skid - I think she got one. ;-)

Posted by Barbara 2020-02-01 12:50|| 2020-02-01 12:50|| Front Page Top

#10 OK then; so noted.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-02-01 16:47|| 2020-02-01 16:47|| Front Page Top

#11 I had one of those Vespers one time. It got good gas mileage. I don't see how you would get it stuck in your bladder unless you had a bad accident.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-02-01 17:40|| 2020-02-01 17:40|| Front Page Top

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