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2005-01-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Russian man to become exclusive owner of Earth's atmosphere and clouds
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Posted by tu3031 2005-01-08 6:52:13 AM|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 I hereby issue a fatwa declaring myself the ruler of nitrogen, oxygen and all carbon based molecules. Oh and dark matter, too. Yeah I own that, too.
Posted by spiffo 2005-01-08 11:42:13 AM||   2005-01-08 11:42:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 well gravity's mine, all mine!
Posted by Frank G  2005-01-08 12:57:58 PM||   2005-01-08 12:57:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 If Richard Gere can speak on behalf of the entire world than this guy can own the clouds.
Posted by AJackson 2005-01-08 1:02:28 PM||   2005-01-08 1:02:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I wonder if my broker can help me find a good three family on the dark side of the moon?
Posted by Raj 2005-01-08 1:11:00 PM||   2005-01-08 1:11:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 nope - Roger Waters owns that
Posted by Frank G  2005-01-08 1:18:34 PM||   2005-01-08 1:18:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Well I have dibbs on the Sun!

Now you all better start paying me for the energy you use or I'll sue!
Posted by CrazyFool 2005-01-08 1:52:01 PM||   2005-01-08 1:52:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I claim ownership of Space. I want rental fees for all the satellites and tolls for all the space craft flying around out there!
Posted by Deacon Blues  2005-01-08 1:53:15 PM||   2005-01-08 1:53:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 actually CF - I had a skin cancer on my back from so many childhood summers running around without a shirt. Sunscreen? what's that? Peel and start again...

Since you had no warning labels on your "Sun", expect to see a claim for damages from my atty.
Posted by Frank G  2005-01-08 2:04:02 PM||   2005-01-08 2:04:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Bid on e-bey next week.
Posted by raptor 2005-01-08 2:20:22 PM||   2005-01-08 2:20:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I of course am hold the Weak Force in FeeSimple for me and my heirs and assigns.
Posted by Shipman 2005-01-08 2:41:05 PM||   2005-01-08 2:41:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Is Mr. Osipov willing to assume tort liability for flooding damage everywhere in the world?
Posted by Steven Den Beste  2005-01-08 3:00:00 PM|| [http://denbeste.nu/Chizumatic/]  2005-01-08 3:00:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 I wanna be the Duke of Oil!...
Posted by mojo  2005-01-08 4:47:08 PM||   2005-01-08 4:47:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Y'all can have the material things. I declare ownership of all human souls -- and the souls of their offspring in perpetuity. So there!

Let's not forget to tell young Mr. Kennedy (sorry, but I refuse to keep track of the various members of the clan) about this new opportunity to bring his legal skills to bear. Tu, please keep us updated on any follow-up to this article. I could use some harmless amusement.
Posted by trailing wife 2005-01-08 7:40:10 PM||   2005-01-08 7:40:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 See, America has to, just has to, become Amerika and the USSA, a "near abroad" dominion of Russia-China, the SWO/CWO, and OWG, proving once again that the threat to the USA and democracy from Radical Islam is about Islam per se, NOT Socialism andor Communism!? How can any man and Clintonian Fascista own the Universe and God w/o owning the terra firma beneath it???
Posted by JosephMendiola  2005-01-08 8:09:57 PM|| [http://n/a]  2005-01-08 8:09:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Own my soul? NFW - nice try
Posted by Frank G  2005-01-08 8:11:49 PM||   2005-01-08 8:11:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Just like me to set my sights too low...I've always been happy with our 4 bedroom, 2 bath in my little corner of heaven here in Michigan.
Posted by Constitutional Individualist 2005-01-08 8:31:24 PM||   2005-01-08 8:31:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 The moon and the stars have already been promised to my sweetie. Mars, Venus, and Mercury you may have, for they displease me. Especially Mercury.
Posted by BH 2005-01-08 11:55:40 PM||   2005-01-08 11:55:40 PM|| Front Page Top

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