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2005-01-08 Iraq-Jordan

Fatwa Against Catching Fish That Eat Dead Mercenaries in Rivers

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Posted by Mike Sylwester 2005-01-08 12:59:22 AM|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 have issued a âFatwaâ (legal opinion)

fatwahs issued by fatheads.

Americans dumped 40 bodies from an Apache helicopter

Let's see...the Mayr-cuns are dropping dozens of bodies into the rivers in 2-man gunships. Hmmm.

Posted by anymouse 2005-01-08 1:05:37 AM|| 2005-01-08 1:05:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 We have made an open call to humanitarian agencies to investigate, which has so far gone unanswered. .....
They don't believe your lying a$$es either.

Posted by GK 2005-01-08 1:45:42 AM|| 2005-01-08 1:45:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 #2
No actually, they're afraid of being kidnapped, and eventually beheaded, should they visit your picturesque country.

Posted by gromgorru 2005-01-08 5:21:58 AM|| 2005-01-08 5:21:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 This stuff is laughable except most mid east moose limbs believe it's true. They're that backwards unfortunately and do believe everything they read or see on TV. This is even more true if some one with a "religious" stamp on them is making the claim.

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2005-01-08 6:36:34 AM|| [http://www.slhess.com] 2005-01-08 6:36:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 this could backfire on them. It's funny how much MORE attention people pay to lies when you are taking away their income.

Posted by 2b 2005-01-08 7:33:40 AM|| 2005-01-08 7:33:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Sounds like we've up-engined the Apache again.

Posted by Shipman 2005-01-08 7:47:58 AM|| 2005-01-08 7:47:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Something fishy's going on, that's for sure.

Posted by Mike 2005-01-08 8:37:43 AM|| 2005-01-08 8:37:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Another key to unlocking the Christian conspiracy against Islam. No wonder the infidels slap those fishy symbols on their cars.

Posted by lex 2005-01-08 9:29:10 AM|| 2005-01-08 9:29:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 OT: Can someone explain how long a posting is open for comment? I want to comment on something posted yesterday, but it has no comment tab. Sometimes it seems current discussions have no comment tabs, either. Appreciate any help.

Posted by longtime lurker 2005-01-08 9:33:47 AM|| 2005-01-08 9:33:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Not sure, but I think Fred closes out comments on articles at the end of each day to thwart comment-spammers. As for current articles lacking comment tabs, I've never seen that. If Fred ever did that, there'd be peasants with torches pounding on the Rantburg gates within minutes...

Posted by Dave D. 2005-01-08 9:38:15 AM|| 2005-01-08 9:38:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Torches Dave D.? RantBurg peasants use Flambeaux and LandsEnd pitchforks.

Posted by Shipman 2005-01-08 11:11:36 AM|| 2005-01-08 11:11:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 Altho, I've heard roumor that AB keeps a portable 8 lb. aluminum electrically powered random photon emitter behind the counter.

Posted by Shipman 2005-01-08 11:16:05 AM|| 2005-01-08 11:16:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 It's funny how much MORE attention people pay to lies when you are taking away their income.

And hence making them rely on insurgents for food. Next fatwa: the food coming from aid agencies is not halal. And yes, some people will believe it.

Posted by Rafael 2005-01-08 2:36:57 PM|| 2005-01-08 2:36:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 I must be a peasant, Shipman. I've never heard of Flambeaux (although it sounds terribly French), and I had no idea Lands End made pitchforks. I have admired their overpriced dog beds in the catalog, though.

Posted by trailing wife 2005-01-08 7:29:34 PM|| 2005-01-08 7:29:34 PM|| Front Page Top

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