t's hard to Topps this one: The card company has issued a Derek Jeter baseball card with a smiling President Bush in the stands.
But there's something very wrong with that picture: Bush wasn't really at the game that day. A not-so-careful analysis of the card makes it clear that Bush was digitally superimposed - his right arm extended in a waving motion and his left arm seemingly missing.
The mischievous elves at Topps then played another version of Where's Waldo - sticking a picture of Mickey Mantle in the dugout. The Mick is depicted in uniform, holding a bat as though he were back from the dead and preparing to pinch hit.
Image at the link.
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WARSAW: A pensioner is suing the organisers of a world-record sex session after they reneged on a promise to pixellate his face in the video they made of the orgy. Leszek Szwerowski, 61, took part in a group-sex event during which three women had sex with as many men as they could over the space of several hours.
He was subsequently embarrassed when his nephew watched a DVD of the event in which he was clearly shown waiting in line to take his turn. The nephew told the rest of the family. Could have been worse, could have been Grandma.
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when I first saw this headline a vision of a moat with sewage, like the S*** demon in Jay and Silent Bob's movie came to mind.
Sorry for the ugly visual heh.
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IMPERIAL BEACH, Calif. - When it rains along the border, millions of gallons of sewage and industrial waste from Mexican slums and factories flow down the Tijuana River into the United States and end up in the Pacific Ocean a mess that closed the beach here to swimmers and surfers a total of 198 days last year.
fucking lovely, illegal immigrants and illegal toxic sewerage. Thanks for nothing Mexico, you are no amigo of mine in fact who needs enemies with friends like Mexico! jeebus does that country ever need a Revolution, Big Time!
Hell we should ship every decent Mexican all guns and ammo needed so they can over-throw the 20 Klepto families who Rule Mexico.
They use any black art needed to stay in Power. Usually they just use plain old garden variety bribes to corrupt the system, but if murder is needed no sweat, there are legions of doom for hire down Mexico way.
Left to its own devices it is very unlikely that Mexico will reform. It is quite rational to expect then, that until a Revolution ignites in Mexico, the River of Illegals and the River of Toxic Shit will continue to pour into our Nation.
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Do it, Muzzies! Off yourselves! Do it now--before you get shipped back to Leb or SA or some other Muzzy hellhole. You'll be doing yourselves and the rest of us a favor. Just do it! Hey! Here's an idea! Instead of the tired old theme of seeing Muzzies behead infidels, let's see if one of you can succeed in videoing a Muzzy beheading him/her self! Extra points for doing it wearing a hijab!
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The FBI doing some meaningfull work again I see. And for one fleeting moment the FBI thought they had uncovered the next Oky bomber. This reminds me of the old Cheech and Chong movie where the hollywood hotel get raided, only to find a couple stoners.
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At least someone is looking into this. Reminder, this all started with a fatwa issued by local mullahslink
A previous 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS investigation found that some airport drivers refused service to passengers with guide dogs and people under the influence of alcohol.
Monday, we went undercover again to see if drivers have changed their ways.
For our investigation we implored the help of Deb Swenson.
Swenson counts on her guide dog Kudo to help her travel safely everywhere she goes.
Swenson told 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS more often than not, drivers have refused to give her a ride because of Kudo, which is a violation of state and federal law.
"They say they don't have to take the dog because it is against their religion," Swenson said.
Currently in Minnesota, if a driver refuses to take a passenger from the airport they have to go all the way to back of the line and wait hours for their next fare. A harsh punishment, but nowhere near as harsh as what the Metropolitan Commission is considering.
The MAC will issue a 30-day suspension for a driver's first offense; a second offense would mean the loss of their license altogether.
For our investigation Swenson attempted to catch a cab at the airport. In most cases, drivers were more than accommodating.
It should be noted that the local Somali leader referred to at the end of the piece supported the Muslim cab drivers refusal. Contrary to what the KSTP anchor reported. Some of the other Burgers in Minnesota will remember his name and who he is.
In the past five years, 5,400 would-be taxi passengers at the airport were refused service for this very reason, said the Metropolitan Airport Commission, or MAC. Last May, passenger Bob Dildine says he waited for 20 minutes, and five cab drivers would not give him and his daughter a ride. He was carrying wine he bought on vacation. Regardless the airport has decided to give the Islamics their own pray room.
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Loved the reference to the furry blonde in the report, but a bit further on the cab driver shifts the blame to the Met Airport Authority for not making the rules clear. Apparently, Mossies have no need to know about State or Federal Law. Seems like a case of them seeing how they can push it, and they never heard that "Ignorance of the Law" is no excuse.
Taqiya, after the fact. And why give them all these chances? They only want the kaffir money, anyway, tell them one chance was enough, bye.
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The MAC will issue a 30-day suspension for a driver's first offense; a second offense would mean the loss of their license altogether.
This would be a good law. While it would be difficult to enforce, it sends the message that mosques don't make the laws. Just like equal opportunity rules, it doesn't mean discrimination won't occur, it just makes it clear that such activity is illegal.
A retired professor and his wife have accused a Jamaat-e-Islami (JI) leader of illegally occupying their house in Model Town. In a press statement, Prof Khalid Ikram Mehmood and his wife Yasmeen Khalid said that they had been living at the house number 119-F-III in Model Town. The ownership of the house was transferred to our sons Dr Ayaz Mehmood and Babar Khalid, both currently living abroad, by the late Justice Qurban Sadiq (the brother of Prof Khalid), they added.
They alleged that on January 27, some scoundrels sent by MPA Ehsan Ullah Waqas barged into the house and pushed them out. They said that they were threaded with dire consequence, if they dared contact court or the media. They said police had failed to provide them with justice. Prof Khalid said that he had been the Pakistan Movement worker and his wife was a retired college principal.
They had appealed to President General Pervez Musharraf and Chief Minister Chaudhry Pervaiz Elahi to provide them with justice. Talking to Daily Times, MPA Waqas denied the allegations. He said that his son-in-law, Majid Ikram, was the owner of the house. Majid is the adopted son of Justice Qurban who had declared him the inheritor of the house in his will, he added. He denied sending anybody to take the procession of the house.
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The Thing That Wouldn't Leave.
Hey, what's on TV tonight? I think I broke your DVD player. Ya got any beer?
MULTAN: The wife of a farmer from Bahawalpur has registered a case against her husband, accusing him of selling her kidney without her consent to purchase a tractor, police said on Monday. District Police Officer (DPO) Bahawlapur Arif Nawaz said that police had registered a case against farmer Shakeel Ahmed following the written complaint of his wife, Safia, in the light of a medical report indicating that (her) husband had unlawfully sold one of her kidneys.
Safia moved an application to the Noshera Jadeed station house officer (SHO), stating that her husband, whom she married in 2004, had beaten her when she was three-months pregnant, causing her to miscarry. She said that her husband then took her to Bahawal Victoria Hospital, on the pretext of seeking medical treatment. She accused doctors of removing one of her kidneys during a surgical procedure, claiming that they had acted in collusion with her husband and had failed to secure her consent before removing the organ.
Safia said that she only came to know about her ordeal when she later contracted a urinary tract infection and sought medical treatment. She also pointed out that that her husband then confessed what had happened, admitting that he had sold her kidney and used the money from the transaction to buy a tractor. Noshera Jadeed police said that they had registered a case against Ahmed, adding that investigations into the alleged crime were still continuing.
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heh he's Scott free, he's allowed to.. the wife is his property and so rightfully he can sell her parts! Shria Law 24/7/365 learn it & love it!
we can both thank God for the timely tissue match, the donor & donor's family, the fantastic support from all the Nurses, Drs, Surgeons, Nurses assistants, Radiology techs, Blood techs, Kidney dialysis techs, Orderlies, Hospital staff who run the hospitals, families etc.
A multi-volume chronology and reference guide set detailing three years of the Mexican Drug War between 2010 and 2012.
Rantburg.com and borderlandbeat.com correspondent and author Chris Covert presents his first non-fiction work detailing
the drug and gang related violence in Mexico.
Chris gives us Mexican press dispatches of drug and gang war violence
over three years, presented in a multi volume set intended to chronicle the death, violence and mayhem which has
dominated Mexico for six years.
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trees were destroyed in the production of this weblog. We did hurt some, though. Sorry.