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2023-04-10 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Prominent imam stabbed in back as he led Sunday morning prayers in Paterson, NJ

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Posted by Fred 2023-04-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [16 views ] Top
File under: Devout Moslems

#1 Assaulted, not Martyred.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-04-10 08:52|| 2023-04-10 08:52|| Front Page Top

#2 It was not immediately clear what the motive was for the attack

"Terrible business isn't it, Watson? One moment you're praying, the next you have a knife in your rhom oid major!"

"It is a very Sunni thing, dear Holmes. Trust me, I know."

Posted by Dron66046 2023-04-10 10:00|| 2023-04-10 10:00|| Front Page Top

#3 *rhomboid major

[slaps phone]

Posted by Dron66046 2023-04-10 10:01|| 2023-04-10 10:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Well, I think we can rule out Isamaphobia based on the media response.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-04-10 11:57|| 2023-04-10 11:57|| Front Page Top

#5 Someone got tanked up on Mecca Swine Sperm beer?

Posted by Woodrow 2023-04-10 19:34|| 2023-04-10 19:34|| Front Page Top

#6 "How much must an imam displease us--"
Asked Allah and daughters, facetious,
"To get stuck in the keister--"
"At prayer--"
"And on Easter--"
"In Jersey--"
"By Greek Muslim Jesus?"

Posted by Pancho Tharong9763 2023-04-10 21:17|| 2023-04-10 21:17|| Front Page Top

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