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#2 The Fat Lady is on vacation and could not be reached for comment.
Posted by Spot 2012-02-10 14:58||
#3 "This just in: Kim Jong-un's cause of death was being force-fed hotdogs and having a basketball bounced off his head repeatedly for 20 hours."
Makes just as much sense as any of the other rumors at this point.
Posted by Pappy 2012-02-10 14:58||
#4 Plays basketball like his dad played golf, and who said anything about forced?
Posted by swksvolFF 2012-02-10 15:14||
#5 Nothing at the Chosun Ilbo. Rats, I'm betting the rumor isn't true.
Posted by Steve White 2012-02-10 16:33||
#6 I think an important question is why the Chinese authorities haven't imposed a blackout on this.
Posted by Anonymoose 2012-02-10 16:42||
#7 ...because the Chinese would like to mess with the Norks minds for acting like idiots and an embarrassment for the last couple of years?
Posted by Procopius2k 2012-02-10 17:39||
#8 China silent over the ninjas in Beijing????? Love this one, too: "BREAKING: Kim Jong-Un death confirmed, now registered to vote in Chicago," wrote a Washington Times correspondent. It is a campaign year and nothing surprises me anymore.
Posted by Omoluque Hapsburg8162 2012-02-10 19:38||
#9 Might Our Ninja Pharaoh have "shape-shifted" and "time-traveled" to "get the Un-job done"? Prolly so, if past-performance is any bench-mark. He be one stealthy AF-1 "airstairs" prancer...Anything possible with Him. Un, dead? Odds be wif Pharaoh.
Posted by Chesh Squank6666 2012-02-10 22:01||
#10 ...My Bad!
Pharaoh 0'bama also tells SEALS ;-) where to go and how to do stuff!
Posted by Chesh Squank6666 2012-02-10 22:19||