A migrant worker from Myanmar cut off his penis on Friday after drinking himself into a rage when his wife refused him sex, Thai police said. Po "Shortie" Dong, 29, a dock worker at the Thai port of Samut Prakan, attempted intercourse with his wife, Kate, on Thursday night.
"Don't be bringin' that thing around me when yer all liquored up!"
When she refused he stayed up all night drinking whiskey and made another attempt on Friday, Samut Prakan Police Major Narong Simsawat said. When this attempt at intimacy also was rebuffed, Po Dong flew into a rage and severed his penis with a pair of scissors. He then cut the severed member into several pieces and stabbed himself in the stomach while screaming abuse at his wife. He was reported in serious but stable condition on Friday afternoon.
Now you know that it had to sting,
But no curses did our Po Dong sing,
He was quite relaxed
When his manhood got axed,
Guess it wasn't that big of a thing!
Sounds like he was in pretty serious condition before he did the thing with the scissors...
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A most unfortunate last name if I ever heard one!
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I'm crossing Thailand off my list of places I want to visit.
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08/02/2004 14:16 Comments ||
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Now that gentlepeople is serious commitment and motivation.
The knowledge of this story would have made my 7th grade English class much more tolerable, in that in the stories self-recital, I may have been able to exit on time.
State officials have confirmed what many people who live near streams and other bodies of water throughout Massachusetts have known for some time: There has been an explosion of the beaver population. Beaver dams can flood bodies of water, in turn contaminating septic systems and drinking wells, as well as flooding roads and peoples yards.
Heh, heh, heh. They're real cute little animals, until your property goes under water.
Arnie Rill, 80, a lifelong resident of Lunenburg who said he has been trapping beavers since he was 10 years old, told the Sentinel and Enterprise newspaper of Fitchburg, "There are more beavers now than I've ever seen in my life."
I grew up around this neck of the woods and he's right, they're damming every trickle of water they can find.
According to Chrissy Henner, a furbearer biologist for the Massachusetts Division of Fisheries and Wildlife, the beaver population has tripled since state legislation first prohibited the use of numerous animal traps in 1996. Many trappers quit the business after the law was passed, causing the beaver population to increase dramatically, wildlife officials said. The law still allows trappers to use box traps and cage traps that simply trap the animal without directly hurting it, but are more complex and expensive than those banned, such as the conibear and leghold traps.
Then there is the problem of what to do with them after you catch 'em alive.
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"Scoped rifle"? What's wrong with good old iron sights? And does a .22 short have enough stopping power for your average beaver? Nuttin' work than an angry beaver ...
Posted by: Steve White ||
08/02/2004 14:57 Comments ||
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Uh oh... Better warn Bucky and the Boyz to take out a little insurance, otherwise...
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The problem is not the number of beavers. The problem is their business. Madate that all beavers must take ritalin. If that doesn't work, get them Tivo amd encourage them to take up golf. You could also try to unionize them so that the less buzy beavers would imtimidate the overly productive ones.
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You know... TiVo and beavers are a natural. They are very clever and like total information.
A multi-volume chronology and reference guide set detailing three years of the Mexican Drug War between 2010 and 2012.
Rantburg.com and borderlandbeat.com correspondent and author Chris Covert presents his first non-fiction work detailing
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Chris gives us Mexican press dispatches of drug and gang war violence
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