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2023-06-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

BREAKING: Biden takes a big fall on stage just now at the U.S. Air Force Academy graduation pic.twitter.com/GxkMbpyoNo
— Jake Schneider (@jacobkschneider) June 1, 2023

Posted by Beavis 2023-06-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11137 views ] Top

#1 Trump clearly pushed him; tell me I'm wrong.

Posted by Raj 2023-06-02 00:45|| 2023-06-02 00:45|| Front Page Top

#2 'I got sandbagged!': Biden laughs off embarrassing fall at Air Force Academy commencement ceremony - the fourth public tumble of 80-year-old's presidency - as he arrives safely back at White House

Posted by Skidmark 2023-06-02 01:17|| 2023-06-02 01:17|| Front Page Top

#3 DoJ investigation into the "law of gravity" in 3-2-1...

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-06-02 07:08|| 2023-06-02 07:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Remember when the LSM went gaga over Gerard Ford's 'slide' down the steps of Air Force One?

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-06-02 07:31|| 2023-06-02 07:31|| Front Page Top

#5 He will eventually fall, hit his head, and have to be medivac'd. Wat then ?

Posted by Besoeker 2023-06-02 07:43|| 2023-06-02 07:43|| Front Page Top

#6 Hope it kills him besoeker

Posted by Chris 2023-06-02 08:01|| 2023-06-02 08:01|| Front Page Top

#7 His public appearances will stop once he is fitted for a short bus helmet.

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-06-02 08:04|| 2023-06-02 08:04|| Front Page Top

#8 #5 He will eventually fall, hit his head, and have to be medivac'd. Wat then ?
Posted by Besoeker

"It's a miracle! Dr. Jill saved him!"

Posted by Frank G 2023-06-02 08:43|| 2023-06-02 08:43|| Front Page Top

#9 His public appearances will stop once he is fitted for a short bus helmet.

Please make it soon.

Biden's fall at Air Force commencement draws concern, mockery: 'This isn't fair to anyone'

Posted by Skidmark 2023-06-02 08:49|| 2023-06-02 08:49|| Front Page Top

#10 At his age with his mental decline is a clear indicator he doesn't have much time left. The brain that controls the motor functions, along with the motor functions themselves are now falling apart. Soon that will spread to swallowing and the diaphragm. 2-3 years for him. If he breaks a hip during a fall it will be even quicker.

Posted by DarthVader 2023-06-02 09:28|| 2023-06-02 09:28|| Front Page Top

#11 Sandbag, huh?

Posted by Frank G 2023-06-02 09:37|| 2023-06-02 09:37|| Front Page Top

#12 I don’t see a sandbag in the video. Could he have dropped a bean bag from his pocket for when Jill lets him play Toss Across between signing executive orders?

Posted by Super Hose 2023-06-02 09:39|| 2023-06-02 09:39|| Front Page Top

#13 Beanbag? I think Buttgig is the one who plays cornhole...

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-06-02 10:27|| 2023-06-02 10:27|| Front Page Top

#14 Nothing there. That is front and center stage, transit area, where the fucking keynotes and VIPs will and did transit, unless everyone is so incompetent that they not only put a foot obstruction where an 80 year old would walk, nobody else said anything.

Simple fact is, Brandon was a mess the entire ceremony, with slurring and stammering off topic speech. Like, when he wondered off and that gal had to go get him, the humanitarian in my wanted to jump out of my seat and make sure he didn't stammer sideways off the stage. Like watching someone with heat exhaustion symptoms of mental declination.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-06-02 10:49|| 2023-06-02 10:49|| Front Page Top

#15 ^ So, either someone botched his meds or he's reaching the point where they no longer help.

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-06-02 11:09|| 2023-06-02 11:09|| Front Page Top

#16 He has the platinum health care attention. I'd be bed ridden and carted about in a chair.

I'd wager they have a downer or straight out sleeping pill handy when he starts rambling confessions.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-06-02 11:33|| 2023-06-02 11:33|| Front Page Top

#17 Oh my:

"Black Russian Bag"

"Goes down more than Kamela"

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-06-02 11:56|| 2023-06-02 11:56|| Front Page Top

#18 Biden bites it during the diploma handshake conga line portion of the ceremony. You might put a sandbag on the flag holder or under the podium for wind conditions, but there aren’t sandbags in a receiving line. I do like that everyone stands when Biden sits, but just looks bemused during the presidential break dance. There is no established military etiquette for a POTUS face-plant. Confusion reigns. Should the band play Pop Goes The Weasel? Should everyone recite London Bridge and fall down too? Do we needs carpet squares for nap time? What is the etiquette?

Posted by Super Hose 2023-06-02 12:18|| 2023-06-02 12:18|| Front Page Top

#19 Biden Reportedly Hurt Himself Again After Massive Spill at Air Force Commencement

Posted by Abu Uluque 2023-06-02 12:37|| 2023-06-02 12:37|| Front Page Top

#20 Yes, P2k, we remember.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2023-06-02 12:41|| 2023-06-02 12:41|| Front Page Top

#21 I'm 74 with moderate neuropathy in my feet, affecting my balance. If I spin too quickly, my head keeps spinning.

I think Joe spun too quickly to get off the stage and his balance failed. My wife's news feed told her Joe 'tripped on something on the stage.' Hogwash.

Posted by Bobby 2023-06-02 14:16|| 2023-06-02 14:16|| Front Page Top

#22 In all fairness if you slow the video the edge of sandbag can bee seen holding down a speaker stand. Slow Joe wasn't watching where his feet were going.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2023-06-02 16:19|| 2023-06-02 16:19|| Front Page Top

#23 I stand corrected. The stage set up crew is likely cuffed to chairs watching season 2 of Hello Larry by this time.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-06-02 16:57|| 2023-06-02 16:57|| Front Page Top

#24 There are better ways to secure a mic stand than a foot trip, especially when the path will be used by a semi-invalid. I can go down to Music Town and get you a weighted stand right now. Fucking amateurs.
/Sobchak

Banged his head fairly solid on Marine One.

We've all done these things before, at least I have; taken all together if this were a person at a bar I'd figure him as absolutely plastered.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-06-02 17:06|| 2023-06-02 17:06|| Front Page Top

#25 Well ol Joe hit his noggin exiting Marine One today. Damn that Russian Sikorsky

Posted by USN, Ret. 2023-06-02 17:42|| 2023-06-02 17:42|| Front Page Top

#26 We are watching a presidency descend into the realm of a Stooges episode. Unfortunately, Shemp is headlining.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-06-02 19:13|| 2023-06-02 19:13|| Front Page Top

#27 Slapstick has never been an appropriate look for a national leader, least of all an American national leader.

The continuance of "somethin' just ain't right" is not funny - it is downright dangerous.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2023-06-02 23:39|| 2023-06-02 23:39|| Front Page Top

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