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2022-07-21 Home Front: Politix

Joe Biden Announces He Has 'Cancer' in Series of 25th Amendment-Worthy Moments

[Red State] Joe Biden just dropped the biggest bombshell in presidential history. Either that or he dropped the biggest gaffe. It’s probably the latter, as we’ll discuss, but I’m not sure that makes things any better.

While speaking in Massachusetts on Wednesday, the president claimed to have "cancer," citing supposed oil slicks on the windows of cars. Apparently, being exposed to oil residue as a child gives you cancer later in life? I don’t know. None of what he says in the following clip makes sense, and it’s best to just take it for what it is.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-07-21 00:55|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 No, you have dementia!

Posted by Black Charlie Slairt1430 2022-07-21 01:18|| 2022-07-21 01:18|| Front Page Top

#2 No he has Fruit Loops! Or maybe crazy for Cocoa Puffs.

Posted by magpie 2022-07-21 02:05|| 2022-07-21 02:05|| Front Page Top

#3 I thought he wanted to say '... I and so many of the other of the damn people I grew up with are a cancer.'

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-21 05:52|| 2022-07-21 05:52|| Front Page Top

#4 An admission? "I am a cancer."

Posted by Besoeker 2022-07-21 06:00|| 2022-07-21 06:00|| Front Page Top

#5 Freudian slip.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-21 06:03|| 2022-07-21 06:03|| Front Page Top

#6 Thoughts and prayers go out to the cancer.

Snark O'The Day

Posted by Ebbaise Brown5939 2022-07-21 07:56|| 2022-07-21 07:56|| Front Page Top

#7 ^^ Snark 'O the day contender

Posted by DarthVader 2022-07-21 08:32|| 2022-07-21 08:32|| Front Page Top

#8 Good thing he's married to a Doctor, amirite?

Posted by Frank G 2022-07-21 08:37|| 2022-07-21 08:37|| Front Page Top

#9 ^ As a Dr. of Ed., she can learn the cancer to be nicer...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-07-21 08:47|| 2022-07-21 08:47|| Front Page Top

#10 It rubs the oil on its skin or it gets the sniff again.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-07-21 11:27|| 2022-07-21 11:27|| Front Page Top

#11 But he does have covid.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-07-21 13:16|| 2022-07-21 13:16|| Front Page Top

#12 Something like 'stolen valor' only worse.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-07-21 14:29|| 2022-07-21 14:29|| Front Page Top

#13 White House press official on Twitter suggested that Biden was referring to a previous doctor’s report saying he had non-melanoma skin cancers removed.

Me too, but I didn't get it from the crappy environment, I got it from the sun!

Posted by Bobby 2022-07-21 19:01|| 2022-07-21 19:01|| Front Page Top

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