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2020-08-06 Home Front: Politix
Lt. Col (ret.) Sausage Alexander Vindman: They Aren't Paying Me $1 Million for My Memoir for Nothing
The sheer "Legend in his own mind"!
[AmGreatness] "To this day, despite everything that has happened, I continue to believe that only I, alone, held U.S. foreign policy together for three years."

On August 1, the Washington Post published an op-ed by the now-retired Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman, of impeachment fame. The paper’s editors had to heavily revise the piece prior to publication. American Greatness has obtained the text of Vindman’s first draft.


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After 21 years of playing soldier, I am now a civilian. I decided to retire, as difficult as it was, because I am getting a cool $1 million for my upcoming memoir, and no longer need to pretend that I care. I was hoping for $2 million, but I suppose $1 million will have to do. Besides, I had every expectation of being promoted to a general, but after a campaign of ridicule by various people, I decided it simply wasn't worth it. So I'll take the million bucks, have someone ghostwrite my memoir, and to hell with my military career.

This whole experience has not been what I thought it would be. After I leaked the details of President Trump's phone call with Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine to my good friend Eric Ciaramella, President Trump became suspicious of me.

I am not alone in this ignominious fate‐other proud public servants, who have been leaking worse than Niagara Falls, have also been dismissed from this administration‐in my view, entirely unfairly. Leaking to the Washington Post and the New York Times is as American as apple cake.

A year ago, I was the most important person wearing a uniform in the United States, serving in a critical position on the National Security Council. I wrote memos. I coordinated the process of writing memos with other people in the memo-writing community. I distributed memos (both my own memos and other people's memos) to people who were supposed to read those memos. I helped develop the interagency memo-writing consensus by organizing meetings about writing memos, and summarizing people's notes from those meetings in separate memos. I made sure that NSC staff had coffee and bagels in the morning, for the daily NSC briefing. I was in charge of the Ukraine desk at the NSC‐and, by extension, given Ukraine's overwhelming importance to America, in charge of the entire U.S. foreign policy.

It would be fair to say that I was U.S. foreign policy.

In recognition of my unparalleled diplomatic, military, and foreign policy achievements, I was on the cusp of a promotion to general of the Army, skipping a few ranks. It was, in fact, no less than I deserved, after repeatedly turning down a position as Ukraine's minister of defense when I was still a second lieutenant in the U.S. Army.

And yet, a year ago, unknown to me, my concerns over the president's conduct and the president's efforts to undermine my attempts to conduct and direct our foreign policy were precipitating tremors that would ultimately shake loose the façade of good governance and publicly expose the corruption of the Trump administration. (I don't know what this sentence means, to be honest‐my lawyer wrote it, and it sure sounds good!)

Our nation's values are under threat and in peril at this moment‐and this is why I felt it was critical for me to get together with my friend Eric, and leak the Trump-Zelensky phone call to him so that he could immediately leak it to others. I would have done it myself, but I needed plausible deniability.

Without my leaking, today our national government has become reminiscent of the authoritarian regime my family fled more than 40 years ago. This is why I am planning to move to Moscow in the near future. I am currently in ongoing discussions with Russian President Vladimir Putin's representatives about becoming Russia's minister of defense, or, failing that, a Washington lobbyist for RosTech, a Moscow-based umbrella corporation that produces virtually all of Russia's weapons. Those weapons work some of the time, let me tell you! And I look forward to helping sell those weapons to the Pentagon when the time comes.

And if things don't work out, I'll move to Gibraltar.

During my testimony in the House impeachment inquiry, I reassured my father, saying "Do not worry, I will be fine for telling the truth." I practiced telling that truth with House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff a few times in private, then a few more times in secret committee sessions. Finally, when I was ready, I went on TV. It was the moment of my greatest glory‐millions of people watching me, hanging on to my every word. Nothing compares to that feeling of historic importance when your face is on all three networks plus CNN.

Even as I experience the low of ending my military career, I have also experienced the loving support of countless people. Nancy Pelosi loved me. Chuck Schumer spoke on my behalf. Jerry Nadler and Adam Schiff both praised me, and graciously helped me rehearse my testimony. This chorus of love from Pelosi, Schumer, Nadler, and Schiff drowns out the spurious criticisms from a president who never should have won the election, whom I never respected, and whom I never had any intention of serving.

Since the struggle for our nation's independence, America has been a union of purpose: a union born from the belief that although each individual is the pilot of his or her (or xis) own destiny, when we come together, we change the world. I believe that I, together with my dear friend Eric Ciaramella, changed the world.

Despite some personal turmoil, I remain hopeful for the future for both my family and for our nation‐the $1 million for the memoir, sitting pretty in my bank account, certainly makes me more hopeful than having to live just on my military pension.

It is true that impeachment was a big bust, as was the Mueller persecution, but the confluence of a pandemic and a financial crisis can finally bring Trump down. A groundswell is building that will issue a mandate to return to the ideals that set the United States apart from the rest of the world. I look forward to contributing to that groundswell as Russia's future minister of defense.

In retirement from the U.S. Army, I will demand accountability from Republican leadership and call for leaders of moral courage and public servants of integrity. Obviously, only Joe Biden can be such a leader and public servant. From my perch in Moscow, I will promote the Biden candidacy and exalt the contribution that public service (in Moscow and elsewhere) brings to all areas of society.

The 23-year-old me who was commissioned in December 1998 could never have imagined the opportunities and experiences I have had. I traveled all over the world. I had an expense account. I even flew business class occasionally. I met important people (though, ultimately, none as important as myself). When Rep. Schiff asked me if I was worried about my testimony, my response was, "Congressman, this is America. This is the country that gave me everything, and it is now my job to help you, the most honest congressman we've ever had in our history, to impeach Trump and take him down."

To this day, despite everything that has happened, I continue to believe that only I, alone, held U.S. foreign policy together for three years. Others, like Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, and even President Trump himself, tried to interfere with my handling of our foreign policy. Nevertheless, despite their best efforts, for the three years that I was in the Trump White House, I successfully guided our foreign policy. I want to thank all the millions of Americans who have expressed their gratitude and appreciation to me for this achievement.

And please don't forget to buy my book when it comes out.

Posted by Frank G 2020-08-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ]  Top
 File under: Tin Hat Dictators, Presidents for Life, & Kleptocrats 

#1 The Brits gave Benedict Arnold a commission in his Majesty's army too, after the fact.
Posted by Procopius2k 2020-08-06 06:36||   2020-08-06 06:36|| Front Page Top

#2 Book deal? I'm wrong again! I was convinced LTC Sausage would default to McLean, VA and his handlers for a cushy GG-15 senior analyst position. Must have not worked out as he expected.

Hat tip to Director Gina Haspel if that porker never makes it through the door.

Sure hope he doesn't lose his clearance.
Posted by Besoeker 2020-08-06 06:43||   2020-08-06 06:43|| Front Page Top

#3 It's swell to get a laugh out of this, but you always have to find reasons to smile when the doctors say there's nothing more to do.
Posted by M. Murcek 2020-08-06 06:45||   2020-08-06 06:45|| Front Page Top

#4 "After 21 years of playing soldier....". Playing being the operative word here....
Posted by Clem 2020-08-06 06:50||   2020-08-06 06:50|| Front Page Top

#5 #1 The Brits gave Benedict Arnold a commission in his Majesty's army too, after the fact.
Posted by: Procopius2k 2020-08-06 06:36


...True enough. They also kept a very, very close eye on him, and he knew it.

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2020-08-06 07:52||   2020-08-06 07:52|| Front Page Top

#6 everyone knows book deals are kickbacks & payoffs. the 'author' gets a huge advance, the books are bought by sympathetic government bureaus (at enough volume to place it on the NYT best seller list), the books sit in a warehouse somewhere and eventually they end up in the bargain bin at Sam's club.

no one actually reads them
Posted by Bob Grorong1136 2020-08-06 08:01||   2020-08-06 08:01|| Front Page Top

#7 Having read most of this, I am finding it hard to believe this is not the product of the Babylon Bee. I wanted to compare it to the WaPo op-ed, but refuse to pay money to read their horsefeathers.
Posted by Bobby 2020-08-06 08:55||   2020-08-06 08:55|| Front Page Top

#8 "After 21 years of playing soldier...."

That whole paragraph is telling. Yeah, I bet the editor's computer ran out of white-out.
Posted by swksvolFF 2020-08-06 10:36||   2020-08-06 10:36|| Front Page Top

#9 After 21 years of playing soldier...

Glad to hear you took your job so seriously, Flounder.
Posted by Raj 2020-08-06 10:37||   2020-08-06 10:37|| Front Page Top

#10 I'm not so sure this isn't satire.... that's why I put it in Opinion
Posted by Frank G 2020-08-06 10:50||   2020-08-06 10:50|| Front Page Top

#11 ^This is graduate level Bee/NotBee.
Posted by Matt 2020-08-06 13:25||   2020-08-06 13:25|| Front Page Top

#12 Not Bee, but only because they aren’t the only ones doing this kind of thing.

The Washington Post one is just as funny, though that one is unintentionally so. It’s not behind the paywall, because the editors there think it burnishes their image to let drivel titled Alexander Vindman: Coming forward ended my career. I still believe doing what’s right matters. be widely seen. Brilliance in translating clearly does not genius make.
Posted by trailing wife 2020-08-06 13:53||   2020-08-06 13:53|| Front Page Top

#13 Memoir? This guy already shot his wad.
Posted by JohnQC 2020-08-06 15:02||   2020-08-06 15:02|| Front Page Top

#14 "Writing a book" = nuevo payola.

Sales figures are easily cooked.
Posted by Anomalous Sources 2020-08-06 19:13||   2020-08-06 19:13|| Front Page Top

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