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Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California's Legislature

The Assembly, tackling the important issues of our time.

SACRAMENTO (AP) -- California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure ‐ both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

The measure was approved shortly before the end of the legislative session Wednesday after its author, Democratic Senator Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, agreed to give dairy farms more time to comply.

The legislation seeks to reduce methane emissions associated with manure to 40 percent below their 2013 levels by 2030. Methane is one of several gases known as short-lived climate pollutants that don’t persist for long in the atmosphere but have a huge influence on the climate.

I think I just spotted the problem here...

Posted by Raj 2016-09-02 16:52|| || Front Page|| [11136 views ] Top

#1 So now all of California's cattle ranches will be converted into affordable housing tracts for poor immigrants.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2016-09-02 20:36|| 2016-09-02 20:36|| Front Page Top

#2 Just a few years ago, the California Dairy Board was running an advertising campaign.

Shame they're going to be out of business now.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2016-09-02 20:46|| 2016-09-02 20:46|| Front Page Top

#3 There goes the price of milk nationwide.

Dairy Farmers around here will be happy.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2016-09-02 21:22|| 2016-09-02 21:22|| Front Page Top

#4 When's the gas extraction dome going over the state assembly house?

Posted by Procopius2k 2016-09-02 21:37|| 2016-09-02 21:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Excellent! We've killed off the bison. Now we're starting to deal with The Cow Menace. That just leaves termites world-wide and those vast herds of herbivores on the African plains. CO2 free world, here we come!

Posted by SteveS 2016-09-02 22:30|| 2016-09-02 22:30|| Front Page Top

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