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2016-08-23 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Ever wondered what Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah looks like?

[THESMOKINGGUN] Meet Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah.

Belying his name, the 18-year-old Ohioan made the imprudent choice Thursday night to be carrying a loaded handgun while a passenger in a car traveling in Akron.

During a police traffic stop, Allah was found with a Hi-Point .380 caliber handgun in the waistband of his pants. The Canton resident was jugged
Youse'll never take me alive coppers!... [BANG!]... Ow!... I quit!
on felony weapons charges, according to Akron Municipal Court records.

None of the four other occupants of the 2014 Kia were arrested during the stop, which occurred in front of a Taco Bell. An Akron Police Department report states that Allah and two women in the vehicle "has history of drugs and weapons."

The accused pistolero--whose rap sheet includes a felony burglary conviction--was booked into the Summit County jail, where he remains locked up on $20,000 bond.

According to court records, Allah’s residence is adjacent to a multi-county juvenile detention facility.

Posted by Bov Flimbers 2016-08-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11137 views ] Top

#1 Obama has many sons?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2016-08-23 01:42|| 2016-08-23 01:42|| Front Page Top

#2 He does a wheatish hue.

Posted by Black Bart Glutch4583 2016-08-23 03:27|| 2016-08-23 03:27|| Front Page Top

#3 "Forget it, Jake. It's Akron."

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2016-08-23 04:54|| 2016-08-23 04:54|| Front Page Top

#4 Having lived in both, I'm not sure which is worse - Akron or Canton.

Posted by GORT 2016-08-23 08:00|| 2016-08-23 08:00|| Front Page Top

#5 Aren't Hi-Point pistols the main export of Ohio?

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2016-08-23 09:40|| 2016-08-23 09:40|| Front Page Top

#6 Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah is a Shoggoth

Posted by AlanC 2016-08-23 12:22|| 2016-08-23 12:22|| Front Page Top

#7 Pretty close to what I had imagined.

Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2016-08-23 14:14|| 2016-08-23 14:14|| Front Page Top

#8 If this is his legal name, I have to wonder whether

(a) His mother was an idiot;

(b) The judge was an idiot; or

(c) Both.

Posted by Barbara 2016-08-23 14:27|| 2016-08-23 14:27|| Front Page Top

#9 Wait wait wait.
Five people in a Kia?

Posted by swksvolFF 2016-08-23 15:49|| 2016-08-23 15:49|| Front Page Top

#10 Not what I imagined at all for Allah, what, an 18 year old with a .380 tucked in his waistband? I was thinking the image of Allah was a squiggly line or abstract symbol such as Prince used at one time--or someone looking like R. Crumb's Mr. Natural.

Posted by JohnQC 2016-08-23 17:51|| 2016-08-23 17:51|| Front Page Top

#11 Point of order:
by adding Supreme, is that not suggesting there are other gods, just not as powerful?

Posted by swksvolFF 2016-08-23 19:25|| 2016-08-23 19:25|| Front Page Top

#12 He goes by "Sue".

Posted by Pappy 2016-08-23 19:52|| 2016-08-23 19:52|| Front Page Top

#13 Pappy FTW

Posted by Bov Flimbers 2016-08-23 22:37|| 2016-08-23 22:37|| Front Page Top

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