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2009-01-27 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Ten Things You Can Do To Save The Planet: a "Go-Green" Guide for Hollywood

Iowahawk gives "carbon footprint" advice to the Beautiful People.

1. Reduce Water Consumption. One single dripping faucet or flushed bidet may not seem to be much of an environmental threat, but those numbers really add up when youre hosting an NRDC fundraiser for Laurie David and all 10 of your bathrooms are in use. When possible, encourage guests to pee in the pool, and remind them that if its yellow, let it mellow. Unless youre serving asparagus canapes.

2. Green Begins At Home. Whether you live in East Hampton or Topanga Canyon, there are dozens of little things you can do around your compound to reduce your carbon footprint. For instance, tell your groundskeeping crew to plant a tree. Save your leftover foie gras to grow your own homemade organic Botox. Turn off your energy wasting security cameras between 1 AM and 7 AM. If you own a vanity cattle ranch in Montana, email the trail boss and tell him/her to add Beano to your herds feed to reduce ozone-depleting methane emissions. . . .

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Posted by Mike 2009-01-27 09:46|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 No need. Barry O. will handle everything for them. And they'll be damned grateful...

Posted by tu3031 2009-01-27 10:57|| 2009-01-27 10:57|| Front Page Top

#2 Commit suicide. Choke yourselves to death with your own self-importance.

Posted by mojo 2009-01-27 11:15|| 2009-01-27 11:15|| Front Page Top

#3 Technology to replace them all with next-next generation CGI will find its rationale in the offset of the cost in running the computers to the cost of maintaining the life style of Hollyweird.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-01-27 12:08|| 2009-01-27 12:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Commit suicide. Choke yourselves to death with your own self-importance.

That's #10 on the list. Iowahawk takes no prisoners.

Posted by Mike 2009-01-27 13:48|| 2009-01-27 13:48|| Front Page Top

#5 Reduce Water Consumption Then we can all smell like the Phrench

Posted by Cheaderhead 2009-01-27 17:10|| 2009-01-27 17:10|| Front Page Top

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