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2024-06-08 -Great Cultural Revolution

Fat Woman Wins 'Miss Alabama' And People Have Questions

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Posted by Raj 2024-06-08 14:36|| || Front Page|| [11140 views ] Top

#1 I thought the idea of a beauty contest was to find the Fairest in the Land?

Posted by Fred 2024-06-08 14:56|| 2024-06-08 14:56|| Front Page Top

#2 Miss Navajo requires a sheep shearing event. You need a little more heft to move that sheep.

Posted by Procopius2k 2024-06-08 15:15|| 2024-06-08 15:15|| Front Page Top

#3 Miss Alabama -no, but I could see her on a can of Old Frothingslosh.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-06-08 15:30|| 2024-06-08 15:30|| Front Page Top

#4 She has a sweet face, but I’d give her a brighter lipstick, and put her in draped matte fabrics and strong foundation garments. At that weight a good girdle counts as back support, not waist cinching.

I’d hate to have been picked merely because the organizers are making a statement, but clearly she’s not as punctilious.

Posted by trailing wife 2024-06-08 15:42|| 2024-06-08 15:42|| Front Page Top

#5 Say what you will, at least Sara is female.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-06-08 15:50|| 2024-06-08 15:50|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm glad I left Alabama 34 years ago.

Posted by Deacon+Blues 2024-06-08 16:27|| 2024-06-08 16:27|| Front Page Top

#7 She has a better smile than Mr. Maryland and isn't all chopped up with plastic surgery.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-06-08 16:56|| 2024-06-08 16:56|| Front Page Top

#8 Nobody is going to want to hear this:
She has the best chance of 'winning' against Mr. Maryland.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-06-08 20:42|| 2024-06-08 20:42|| Front Page Top

#9 Glad to see Miss Alabama epitomizes good, healthy living and promotes exercise. I don't think Little Britain's "Fat Fighters" would even take her.

Posted by DooDahMan 2024-06-08 20:45|| 2024-06-08 20:45|| Front Page Top

#10 If she uses the accolade as a fulcrum to become healthy, it would be a story. Hope she does.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-06-08 21:02|| 2024-06-08 21:02|| Front Page Top

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