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2023-05-31 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Dylan Mulvaney teases book launch in the wake of Bud Light backlash
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Posted by Fred 2023-05-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ]  Top

#1 Position is open; he could be the...face...of Warner Brothers.
Posted by swksvolFF 2023-05-31 10:28||   2023-05-31 10:28|| Front Page Top

#2 Ambrose Bierce wrote what is still considered the most brutal book review of all time:

"The covers of this book are too far apart."
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-05-31 10:36||   2023-05-31 10:36|| Front Page Top

#3 Mulvaney triggered a type of culture war after she posted a shared of a personalized beer can

No he didn't. He was having a somewhat successful door-to-door screen-to-screen salesman career which got the attention of corporate. Bud Woke did when they hired him.

Since then, right-wing pundits have called for a boycott

Wrong again. It was a mass rising, with some 'right wing' personalities even begging people go back and buy Bud Woke so they could get their corporate money donations.

It also appears normies are getting savvy to the InBred line, and that changing the name from Bud Light Stage to Ultra Stage and having a bunch of dudes in patriotic gear making cameos with their bottle of Michelob is bullshit trickery.

And while on topic, Bud Woke, Pissalob Ultra, and Modela as the top three beers in sales is a testament to the decline and mediocrity of quality which seems to follow globalism around like a wet fart. All three are 48 hours of headache and loose bowels.
Posted by swksvolFF 2023-05-31 11:37||   2023-05-31 11:37|| Front Page Top

#4 is a testament to the decline and mediocrity of

American beer drinkers' taste.
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-05-31 11:42||   2023-05-31 11:42|| Front Page Top

#5 This is what happens when you hire a Zima spokesman to pitch blue collar swill. You might as well sign Martha Stewart for a Mickey’s Malt Liquor ad. At least she has done time.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-05-31 12:49||   2023-05-31 12:49|| Front Page Top

#6 ^ I drank a lot of Mickey's Big Mouths while in college.
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-05-31 12:50||   2023-05-31 12:50|| Front Page Top

#7 
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-05-31 12:51||   2023-05-31 12:51|| Front Page Top

#8 It’s the good stuff.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-05-31 13:04||   2023-05-31 13:04|| Front Page Top

#9 ^ If I was writing the tagline, it would be "It's the good enough stuff."
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-05-31 13:10||   2023-05-31 13:10|| Front Page Top

#10 Aren't his 15 minutes up yet? I'm getting quite tired of hearing from and about this guy.
Posted by Tom 2023-05-31 13:25||   2023-05-31 13:25|| Front Page Top

#11 The book deal

All shady characters in the Woke America Story get a book deal. Lovely country.
Posted by mossomo 2023-05-31 14:45||   2023-05-31 14:45|| Front Page Top

#12 In the modern era, "book deal" is just a way to launder money. Big organizations that want to support the person or cause buy the books and give them away.
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-05-31 14:51||   2023-05-31 14:51|| Front Page Top

#13 I refuse to participate in his fantasy world and will always refer to him as he.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2023-05-31 15:31||   2023-05-31 15:31|| Front Page Top

#14 Yeah, I think a few more people win their lawsuits for being fired over the vaxx and lawyers will be advising companies to forget about firing people over pronouns.
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-05-31 15:35||   2023-05-31 15:35|| Front Page Top

#15 Heads up from Oz: abinbev in in trouble down here. Their accountants, Price Waterhouse Cooper have been using inside info from Government contracts to rig tax avoidance schemes for corporate clients. For international taxes. AB is one, Glencore another. Head office must be panicking, because the IRS will get involved- USA and Oz have very tight taxation agreements.
Check Oz press for details, pop a cold Bud meantime.
Posted by Clusorong Trotsky5960 2023-05-31 20:34||   2023-05-31 20:34|| Front Page Top

#16 Well, that'll be another publisher to boycott if a house is insane enough to consider a book deal.

It'll be far worse than this chap's (in Zloty):

Posted by DooDahMan 2023-05-31 22:19||   2023-05-31 22:19|| Front Page Top

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