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The 19 US states where you can still marry your cousin - despite the risk of children suffering genetic defects like extra fingers and toes
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Posted by Skidmark 2023-04-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ]  Top

#1 The extra digits would come in handy for scaling walls and palming a basketball, so there's that...
Posted by Raj 2023-04-05 00:45||   2023-04-05 00:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Eleanor Roosevelt could not be reached for comment.
Posted by Procopius2k 2023-04-05 06:52||   2023-04-05 06:52|| Front Page Top

#3 as long as it's an extra middle finger, I'm in, cuz.
Posted by Mercutio 2023-04-05 08:49||   2023-04-05 08:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Children of inbreeding are also twice as likely to be treated for an illness requiring antipsychotic medicines, like schizophrenia.

North Africa, the Middle East, and West Asia, with roughly 20 to 50 percent of marriages being consanguineous

Really does explain a lot about those regions, doesn't it?
Posted by DarthVader 2023-04-05 09:36||   2023-04-05 09:36|| Front Page Top

#5 When your family tree is a stick...
Posted by Frank G 2023-04-05 11:01||   2023-04-05 11:01|| Front Page Top

#6 When your family tree is a stick,
There's a good chance you are a hick.
Your genetic mutation,
Is no preparation,
For trying to outthink a brick.
Posted by SteveS 2023-04-05 12:33||   2023-04-05 12:33|| Front Page Top

#7 No West Virginia. The info does not seem to cover Uncle Daddies.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-04-05 12:43||   2023-04-05 12:43|| Front Page Top

#8 What's the most popular holiday in states that allow that?

Halloween.

Why?

Pump kin.
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-04-05 13:23||   2023-04-05 13:23|| Front Page Top

#9 Wanna see what inbreeding can eventually do? See the Wikipedia article on Charles II of Spain.
Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2023-04-05 14:16||   2023-04-05 14:16|| Front Page Top

#10 Halloween.

Why?

Pump kin.

Go to your room
Posted by DarthVader 2023-04-05 14:44||   2023-04-05 14:44|| Front Page Top

#11 Too slow for an Arkansas virgin?
No kinfolks with which to be merging?
Now any old boar
Is a sow you'll adore
With the help of an Arkansas surgeon.
Posted by Blackbeard Brown3830 2023-04-05 23:48||   2023-04-05 23:48|| Front Page Top

#12 Or vice versa, natch.
Posted by Blackbeard Brown3830 2023-04-05 23:50||   2023-04-05 23:50|| Front Page Top

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