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2022-10-29 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Husband of US House Speaker undergoing brain surgery after hammer attack
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Posted by Fred 2022-10-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11137 views ]  Top

#1 If they give the grifter a full lobotomy he can be,,,, president!
Posted by Woodrow 2022-10-29 00:18||   2022-10-29 00:18|| Front Page Top

#2 Reminds me of an old joke, but, in my version, Nancy is standing on the air hose.
Posted by Anomalous Sources 2022-10-29 00:21||   2022-10-29 00:21|| Front Page Top

#3 Another drug deal gone bad ?
Posted by Besoeker 2022-10-29 00:25||   2022-10-29 00:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Pretty sure that Dispensary Delivery Department has a dress code.

Mr. Nancy is, ahem, "inclusive" in his sexual attractions?
Posted by Anomalous Sources 2022-10-29 00:30||   2022-10-29 00:30|| Front Page Top

#5 How “Close” Are Paul Pelosi and “Friend” David Depape?
Posted by Besoeker 2022-10-29 00:59||   2022-10-29 00:59|| Front Page Top

#6 
Posted by Anomalous Sources 2022-10-29 12:09||   2022-10-29 12:09|| Front Page Top

#7 Three questions:

1) Why was a man as wealthy as that, living in a crime ridden city like San Francisco, alone in the house with no security?

2) Why haven't we heard yet if Mr. Depape has a criminal record, or if he was out on bail, or no bail, or should have, for any other reason, been in jail instead of running loose?

3) What is this business about a well being check at 2:27 a.m.? Was there a 911 call or not? If not, why would the cops conduct a well being check at that hour?
Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-10-29 12:24||   2022-10-29 12:24|| Front Page Top

#8 Mr. Depape apparently was found in the Pelosi home by police only wearing his underwear. He didn't use the hammer (that supposedly he wrestled away from his 'victim' who was apparently using it for self-defense) on Mr. Pelosi until AFTER the police arrived and were in the house.

According to 911 log - "RP (reporting person Paul Pelosi) stated there's a male in the home and that he's going to wait for his wife. RP stated that he doesn't know who the male is but he advised that his name is David and that he is a friend.”

This whole scenario is quite strange (although it is SF) and really seems F'd up, in my opinion anyway.
Posted by Mullah Richard 2022-10-29 12:28||   2022-10-29 12:28|| Front Page Top

#9 Juuuust gonna sneak past ya here and place another chip on yesterday's bet.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-10-29 12:58||   2022-10-29 12:58|| Front Page Top

#10 And 82-year-old vs. a 42-year-old. I think Paul P. had the element of surprise going for him there.
Posted by DooDahMan 2022-10-29 13:00||   2022-10-29 13:00|| Front Page Top

#11 If he didn't need a brain before, why does he need one now? What would he use it for at this point? I mean, he might realize he's married to Nancy and have apoplexy but he apparently stays pixilated so I'm not sure he'd notice.
Posted by Silentbrick 2022-10-29 13:07||   2022-10-29 13:07|| Front Page Top

#12 It is unclear what may have prompted doctors to take him into surgery.

"You seeing what I'm seeing?"

"My god! Is this... linguini?"

"And cotton balls."

"There's a miniature Johnny Walker's where the occipital love should be."

"Uhhh..."

"Oh! He's coming to. Propofol, quick!"
Posted by Dron66046 2022-10-29 13:12||   2022-10-29 13:12|| Front Page Top

#13 *lobe. Occipital lobe!
Posted by Dron66046 2022-10-29 13:13||   2022-10-29 13:13|| Front Page Top

#14 Occipital Love would be a good band name.
Posted by SteveS 2022-10-29 13:15||   2022-10-29 13:15|| Front Page Top

#15 😋
Posted by Dron66046 2022-10-29 13:16||   2022-10-29 13:16|| Front Page Top

#16 Now that you mention it, and considering who he is married to, nobody faults him for being constantly hammered.

"RP (reporting person Paul Pelosi) stated there's a male in the home and that he's going to wait for his wife. RP stated that he doesn't know who the male is but he advised that his name is David and that he is a friend.”

The ramblings of someone totally blasted on illegal things but needs emergency responder assistance.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-10-29 13:17||   2022-10-29 13:17|| Front Page Top

#17 Charges will be quietly dropped Monday or Tuesday. Mr Depage will be released but found dead of a drug overdose by week's end. The memory hole has been alerted to a pending entry.
Posted by Besoeker 2022-10-29 13:52||   2022-10-29 13:52|| Front Page Top

#18  Another drug deal gone bad?

Ghey call-boy & drug deal gone bad. Pauly been on the down-low.
David Schwartz redux.
Posted by Crinenter Grinetle7467 2022-10-29 14:24||   2022-10-29 14:24|| Front Page Top

#19 “a well being check at 2:27 a.m.”

Well-being - LOL

Well, I’ll be! Whadowe have here, McGonigle?
Pac Heights sugar daddy with his Castro bare-assed bear cub
Where’s Nancy?
Posted by Crinenter Grinetle7467 2022-10-29 14:32||   2022-10-29 14:32|| Front Page Top

#20 It gets weirder. David DePape forced his way into the home through a back entrance, Scott said. Officers arrived at the house, knocked on the front door and were let inside by an unknown person. They discovered DePape and Pelosi struggling for a hammer, and after they instructed them to drop the weapon, Scott said, DePape took the hammer and “violently attacked” Pelosi.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2022-10-29 14:49||   2022-10-29 14:49|| Front Page Top

#21 I always have my cell phone handy after getting bashed in the head with a hammer. Doesn't everybody?
Posted by DooDahMan 2022-10-29 14:55||   2022-10-29 14:55|| Front Page Top

#22 “Rosebud!”
Posted by Crinenter Grinetle7467 2022-10-29 14:56||   2022-10-29 14:56|| Front Page Top

#23 you mean the aliens had to settle on him cuz they ran out of DEER to steal!
Posted by Cholutle Thrans9751 2022-10-29 15:22||   2022-10-29 15:22|| Front Page Top

#24 ...Something ain't right here.

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2022-10-29 15:42||   2022-10-29 15:42|| Front Page Top

#25 You know, this guy could have saved an awful lot of spilled ink if he had just yelled "Allahu Akbar!" at some point in the proceedings. His motive would then been rendered unknowable.
Posted by Matt 2022-10-29 15:54||   2022-10-29 15:54|| Front Page Top

#26 Breaking: Hammer identified! /s
Posted by Woozle Jones2407 2022-10-29 16:48||   2022-10-29 16:48|| Front Page Top

#27 /\ Thanks for that link Wooze :-)
Posted by Besoeker 2022-10-29 17:40||   2022-10-29 17:40|| Front Page Top

#28 Paul forgot the safe word:
"Palomino!"
Posted by Frank G 2022-10-29 19:39||   2022-10-29 19:39|| Front Page Top

#29 
Posted by Frank G 2022-10-29 19:39||   2022-10-29 19:39|| Front Page Top

#30 Paul gets hammered every night. So?
Posted by Ulaviper Lumplump8855 2022-10-29 20:55||   2022-10-29 20:55|| Front Page Top

#31 David DePape forced his way into the home Paul’s 82 year-old gay ass through the back entrance, Scott said.
Posted by Thromoth Snuper1503 2022-10-29 21:00||   2022-10-29 21:00|| Front Page Top

#32 Friendly fire.
Posted by crazyhorse 2022-10-29 21:32||   2022-10-29 21:32|| Front Page Top

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