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2021-12-31 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

CDC Drastically Revises Omicron vs Delta Numbers

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Posted by Lord Garth 2021-12-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 "Breakthrough ~~infection~~ revision"

Enough of this BS. The proper medical term is vaccine failure.,

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2021-12-31 01:39|| 2021-12-31 01:39|| Front Page Top

#2 It's a damn good thing Jenner's and Salk / Sabin vaccines worked or the entire field might have been abandoned.

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-12-31 06:27|| 2021-12-31 06:27|| Front Page Top

#3 "If you don't like my old numbers then these are New and Improved™!"

Posted by magpie 2021-12-31 11:24|| 2021-12-31 11:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Evidently influenza is no longer a problem.

Posted by Besoeker 2021-12-31 11:25|| 2021-12-31 11:25|| Front Page Top

#5 People are now playing the "CDC now recommends" game

e.g.,

The CDC now recommends pineapple on pizza.
The CDC now allows cloned dinosaurs in theme parks.
The CDC now recommends only 30 seconds for digestion before active swimming.
The CDC now recommends peanut butter and herring as salad dressing.
The CDC now recommends picking your nose in company.

Posted by Lord Garth 2021-12-31 11:39|| 2021-12-31 11:39|| Front Page Top

#6 😂

Posted by badanov 2021-12-31 12:45|| 2021-12-31 12:45|| Front Page Top

#7 They are trying to fake the data to inflate the efficacy of their precious vaccine and mask mandates
They are trying to downgrade the evolutionary effects of variants becoming more contagious and less lethal over time
They just can’t have this wonderful delicious pandemic end because of herd immunity

The CDC now recommends whistling Hoest’s “The Planets” in the shower while wearing a life preserver

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2021-12-31 13:40|| 2021-12-31 13:40|| Front Page Top

#8 CDC drastically revises... aka CDC doesn't know what the fucking hell is going on.

Posted by DarthVader 2021-12-31 14:44|| 2021-12-31 14:44|| Front Page Top

#9 The CDC now recommends eating an apple a day to keep the doctor away

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2021-12-31 15:08|| 2021-12-31 15:08|| Front Page Top

#10 from Total Incoherence to Total Capitulation soon

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2021-12-31 15:53|| 2021-12-31 15:53|| Front Page Top

#11 The CDC now recommends you stop doing the before you go blind.

The CDC now recommends you put a radio on the edge of your bathtub so you can enjoy a nice relaxing bath with music.

Posted by CrazyFool 2021-12-31 16:19|| 2021-12-31 16:19|| Front Page Top

#12 /\ What if I continue until I need glasses ?

Posted by Besoeker 2021-12-31 17:47|| 2021-12-31 17:47|| Front Page Top

#13 ^ make sure they're CDC-issued Rose-Tinted ones

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2021-12-31 20:28|| 2021-12-31 20:28|| Front Page Top

#14 CDC recommends bathhouse mask mandate.

Posted by Clolet Lover of the Chinese4601 2021-12-31 23:14|| 2021-12-31 23:14|| Front Page Top

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