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2021-12-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

DR MAX PEMBERTON: Don't be bullied into 12 days of booze this Christmas! Here's how to avoid alcohol

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Posted by Skidmark 2021-12-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top

#1 Why would I do a fool thing like that?

My cardiologist askes me every time - 'How much alcohol do you consume?' I'm like 'lots, but I'm cutting back on the smokes!'

Posted by Raj 2021-12-20 00:32|| 2021-12-20 00:32|| Front Page Top

#2 Hey Max,
I live for these 12 Days, yeah man Me, I'm Drinking SHINE --- Moonshine, yeah and smoking aged cigars pickled in Rum, eating fine foods like 2" thick bovine steaks, and A. Sperry Gus (which is my nom de plume on another website, while drinking bottles of Petit Verdot (I love those little women, Brigette is super)) commenting and chatting my Axx Off all the while.
Max, buddy, you got to get a life and stop telling people what to do, as they say, "Who made you, a god, Rosebud?"

Posted by Gromoter de Medici7144 2021-12-20 05:07|| 2021-12-20 05:07|| Front Page Top

#3 Can't bully the willing

Posted by DarthVader 2021-12-20 09:11|| 2021-12-20 09:11|| Front Page Top

#4 12 days? My alcohol consumption has been on a steady rise for the last 2 years.

Posted by Chris 2021-12-20 10:45|| 2021-12-20 10:45|| Front Page Top

#5 I'll take one for the team....

Posted by Mercutio 2021-12-20 12:55|| 2021-12-20 12:55|| Front Page Top

#6 Bullied? Yea thats right. I'm the victim.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2021-12-20 14:19|| 2021-12-20 14:19|| Front Page Top

#7 Update:
Mon chéri Petit Verdot and I are finished, she is but an empty vessel now. Oh yes, she was a delightful little lady, she played fancifully over my tongue as we reveled and danced the day away. Sad but true, she is no more, but before she left, she did implore, I visit her cousin, Cabernet Franc, who she said could hook me up with a French heure. >;-)

Posted by Gromoter de Medici7144 2021-12-20 15:12|| 2021-12-20 15:12|| Front Page Top

#8 How do you expect me to put up with the in-laws and all the other Christmas rigamarole without alcohol?

Posted by San Fran Nan with a turban 2021-12-20 15:58|| 2021-12-20 15:58|| Front Page Top

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