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2021-08-13 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Pennsylvania man leads cops to father's head on dinner plate in freezer

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Posted by Fred 2021-08-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [16 views ] Top

#1
"... and I smelled the cadaver..."

"Sir, will you please stop saying cadaver?"

"Ok, but there it is in the basement, a doll made from... cadaver."

"Uhh... and what did you do with the knife, sir?"

"I washed it and put it back. Do you wanna see the the cadaver now?"

"Sigh..."

Posted by Dron66046 2021-08-13 11:01|| 2021-08-13 11:01|| Front Page Top

#2
A real useless user of lager,
beheaded his own dear father.
Of abnormal PSI, he like CSI
and just wanted to say 'cadaver'.

Posted by Dron66046 2021-08-13 11:06|| 2021-08-13 11:06|| Front Page Top

#3 Dear old Dad
He gave good head.

[not a haiku]
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Posted by Skidmark 2021-08-13 17:07|| 2021-08-13 17:07|| Front Page Top

#4 If not it sticks to the freeze so what's the story here?

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-08-13 17:38|| 2021-08-13 17:38|| Front Page Top

#5 "a ’cadaver doll’ in his father’s bedroom, which looked and sounded like his father,"

What sounds does a headless cadaver make???

Posted by Bangkok Billy 2021-08-13 19:43|| 2021-08-13 19:43|| Front Page Top

#6 What sounds does a headless cadaver make???

Is that one of those Zen "one hand clapping" kind of questions?

Posted by SteveS 2021-08-13 20:01|| 2021-08-13 20:01|| Front Page Top

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