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2021-07-07 Britain
London Bridge hero wins early release from jail: Convicted killer who tackled terrorist with narwhal tusk is given parole
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Posted by Skidmark 2021-07-07 00:06|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ]  Top
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#1 He never should have been in jail.
Posted by M. Murcek 2021-07-07 01:12||   2021-07-07 01:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Note:IF I read correctly ...prior to this Heroic Act he was convivted of killing a fireman in 2005 with a 17 year min sentence. So 2005 +17 = 2022 and this happened in 2019?
Posted by NN2N1 2021-07-07 08:46||   2021-07-07 08:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Should have at least released him on bail.
"But how will we know where he is?"
"He will be in the pub, with people buying him drinks."
Posted by SteveS 2021-07-07 09:15||   2021-07-07 09:15|| Front Page Top

#4 To copy M. Murcek, He never should have been in jail.
Posted by swksvolFF 2021-07-07 12:38||   2021-07-07 12:38|| Front Page Top

#5 He probably violated his parole by brandishing a deadly tusk.
Posted by Bobby 2021-07-07 14:44||   2021-07-07 14:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Pulled from the pile by a previously unimagined narwhal tusk just for this occasion...

A true blue harpooner of Salem,
He really liked whales. Dude, he'd nail 'em.
We fainted at seeing
That ardent Fijian
Rebuffed, and the monster impale 'im!
Posted by Jolugum Poodle9136 2021-07-07 17:26||   2021-07-07 17:26|| Front Page Top

#7 He very clearly belonged in jail when he was first sent there. He equally clearly seems to have chosen the better path even before this event, so should be rewarded for it. On the third hand, if he should return to former misbehaviour...
Posted by trailing wife 2021-07-07 18:50||   2021-07-07 18:50|| Front Page Top

#8 ^^^
You got 3 hands ? and here i thought you were like the rest of us with 4... Accident injury, Covid ?
Posted by Hupetle Whaitle3156 2021-07-07 19:07||   2021-07-07 19:07|| Front Page Top

#9 


Posted by Hupetle Whaitle3156 2021-07-07 19:20||   2021-07-07 19:20|| Front Page Top

#10 Awakes a young man with three hands
And three feet and some wings. If he stands,
Will he veer to the right,
Or fight "whiteness" and light,
An "antifa" Ungeziefer? Eh, Franz?
[he chirps cheerful songs like... that guy's]
Posted by Jolugum Poodle9136 2021-07-07 19:41||   2021-07-07 19:41|| Front Page Top

#11 

Robert Earl Hughes (June 4, 1926 – July 10, 1958) was an American man who was, during his lifetime, the heaviest human being recorded, weighing 1,071 lb (486 kg). He remains the heaviest human in the world able to walk without the need of assistance
Posted by Squinty Johnson6531 2021-07-07 19:56||   2021-07-07 19:56|| Front Page Top

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